CHAPTER ONE: THE DREADFUL DIMENSION
HEY ALL ME HOMIES! screaming at bunch of random houses
Disclaimer: yep I'm a man Says while applying lip gloss DOY! JOKE JOKE DON'T SUE ME!! Ya i don't own the series i own a fish but not a novelty series of books yaaa...
Violet sat in the boat chewing on what little food they had left with them. Claus looked up from his book"Violet do you ever suppose there are different worlds then ours?"
A quizzical look appeared on the teens face"What do you mean Claus?""I mean like" He paused for a moment before continuing"Like a different world in this case meaning Sense, logic, and blemishes gone and all people have the same shape and emotions"
"The population would be strange and new foods flourishing!"Violet made a strange face as if to say you're off your fucking rocker man!But since this is violet where talking about and not YusukeWhat she actually said was"Oh clause I perfectly believe such opportunities are slim at best but there might be at least one somewhere!"(…yaw I still think it would be funnier if she would have said "You're of your rocker!")
Sunny quickly turned around and screamed"OMG WTF BBQ!!!!????"Claus sat for a moment trying to decipher this one…"OK she either just said""my baby senses are tinkling""or Oh My God Where about To Fall over a giant water fall and I smell a BBQ fart!!"
"Now sunny it's important to stay calm in a crisis situ-""EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF"Claus jumped off the boat with no warning and then started screaming he was drowning…"NAWWW REALLY?"Violet screamed but since this is Violet where talking about and not Yusuke she actually said"One min"And making sure to take her sweet sweet time tied her hair up because her bangs pissed her off when she was thinkingAfter several minutes of this she finely screamed"THAT'S IT I'VE GOT I!!"She untied her hair quickly and said"I have made…""A ROPE!!!!"She held her ribbon over the side of the boat"Whe whe where's Claus?" she said puzzled"Russian Taco bell" sunny said which meant"…he drowned ""Well why do I feel a sudden breeze?" she said"Democratic community" sunny replied which simply meant"Because where falling rapidly down a giant waterfall and I just passed gas"
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Colette: Ya I know I am so mean for making fun of this series but please don't bomb me I just finished rebuilding my house after that navy missal blew it up...
Though I still have to get up that one wall...also yes I know im tainting the story slightly but it haven't read it in about 2 years so please if I'm forgeting to add in a charichter like that womens baby did it survive and come with them I forget?? Though if it did please tell me I lost the last book a while ago and even if I find it I don't feel like rereading it so please tell me luvs to all yall!
NEXT CHAPTER THE DEPRESSING DEMON!!!