Disclaimer- I own absolutly nothing of Time Squad, if I did, the show would still be running.
Hello everyone! When watching some old episodes I found, that I taped years ago, I came up with "How to Annoy". If anyone really likes it, I have considered making story shorts (most unlikely) of all the numbers. Larry and Otto shall come later.
How to Annoy Tuddrussel (or possibly mame him mentally and/or physically)
1. Tell him that they're going on a vegetable diet
2. He must learn history
3. Say to him he has a secret admirer, and you found out it's Larry
4. Or Sheila
5. Make multiples of Larry
6. And, possibly, lock him in with them in a tight enclosed space
7. Take away his phasers
8. Put his phasers in the dishwasher
9. Call him by his first full name
10. Say that the West (Texas and such) isn't as great as he thinks it is
12. Tell him fast food is now illegal
13. Trick him into going to marriage therapy with Sheila
14. He must bathe
15. Have him take a mannerism course
16. Along with Home Economics (Home Ec, FCM, whatever floats your boat)
17. Sing "Buck and Sheila sitti'n in a tree . . ."
18. Take away his video games
19. He must read many books or do something to exercise his brain
20. Tell him bacon is no longer good for the heart
21. Put a shocking device on him and shock him whenever he tries to use brute force
22. He must clean up after himself
23. Show him a new Time Squad 'requirement' saying all humans must bond with his robot for better productivity and success rates
24. When things get tough, call for back up, and hope it might be Sheila
25. Remind him of the bad things from the Academy (i.e. weight, chemistry club)
Please R&R, it feels like being in Purgatory not knowing what anyone thought of it.
Just anything but flames, I hate biting people's heads off, if I'm not lazy enough to do so.