Hello!

This is my introduction. Here I introduce myself. Which I did. So I once wrote a little one-shot POTC 1.5 where poor Jack gets attacked by various Mary-Sues. I find that making up Sues can be quite fun and stress-relieving.

So then I said to myself "Self, do you think I should make a story in which I review Mary-Sues?" And myself said "Go for it, but not while I'm playing Rock Band." So it was settled, and while I was supposed to be taking notes in Algebra, I thought out my sues. It's not all done yet, but I wanna give you guys a heads-up on what's to come.