Sorting Hat: Are ya ready Hogwarts?

First Years students:Brilliant!

Sorting Hat: I cant here you!

Seventh Year students: Oi, get on with it already!

Sorting Hat: Well...

Sorting Hat: Who lives with the Dursley's at Privet Drive?

Students: Harry Potter!

Sorting Hat: Has a cursed scar and is told lots of lies!

Professors: Harry Potter

Sorting Hat: He's got to get all the Hallows if he wants to live.

Death Eaters: Harry Potter!

Sorting Hat:His number of detentions are quite accumulative.

Dumbledores Army: Harry Potter!

Everybody: Harry Potter!

Who Voldy tries to slaughter!

Your father's a Marauder!

Harry Potter!


So obviously this is I Am Gryffindors original. We are just taking over, says so on their profile.