Thank you to my amazing friend.

Vernon Dursley, Peter Pettigrew and Luna Lovegood.

Luna Pandora Lovegood was walking to the zoo on an early Sunday morning in July, 1996.

She looked around carefully. Not a single muggle in sight, save the couple and child walking out of the exhibit. The wrackspurts had driven them away for her. She'd have to thank them..maybe they'd like a Crumple-Horned Snorcack horn?

She smiled at the idea and pulled out her wand to reach something deep in her pocket: she was here on official Quibbler business. She wrote down the words of the sign onto a piece of parchment.

Snakes bred in zoo. Do not touch sign. In captivity. Captivity. These animals were held here ans Luna did not like that. Her dreamy disposition was lacking as she pocketed the parchment.

Luna turned slowly, the smile back on her face. Soon, readers of the Quibbler would know about this injustice; surely they'd speak up? The snakes would be back out in the wild soon.

"GIRL!" Someone screeched. As Luna turned around, she saw who it was: Harry's Uncle. At the moment, Luna couldn't help but feel that Harry had doe the description justice. ("He looks like a walrus- big, black, moustache, small, piggy eyes, no neck at all, extremely fat.") "Put. It. Away. I COME BACK HERE, TO PICK UP THE COIN THAT MY SON DROPPED AND FIND YOU DOING- DOING THAT? YOU KNOW HIM, DON'Y YOU, GIRL? YOU ARE WORKING FOR MY NEPHEW TO FREAK UP MY LIFE? WELL, IT WON'T WORK! HE'S IN FOR IT THE Freak." Yes, this was Harry's Uncle, Luna thought.

"Mr? Versan, ain't it?" Came a small, squeaky voice. "Could you be so kind as to reveal the location of Harry James Potter? Or- Or I'll kill you!" As Vernon turned around in a rage, Luna saw who had spoken: Peter Pettigrew.

"SEE HERE, FREAK-" Vernon began but Pettigrew cut him off by growling "Avada Kedavra!"

Luna shoved Vernon into the wall. She couldn't do magic.

"Is he here?" Luna whispered. "Is Harry here?" Vernon nodded slowly. Harry had been falling at Dudley's hand for two hours now: it was a punishment, not a treat.

"HARRY!" Luna Pandora Lovegood never screamed. So, when Harry heard her yell, he ran towards the sound. "Harry, get him out!" she ducked Pettigrew's curse. Harry nodded.

"Cruci-" But Harry and Vernon were gone.

Luna smiled out-of-the-blue.

"Right, uh-" Peter squeaked. "Why are you smil-" But he was cut off, yet again.

Not by words though: Luna had jammed her fist into his jaw. While he fell, she escaped.

Vernon was so traumatized that he almost gave Harry dinner! Almost...

This was very random but my friend had this idea so I had to publish! If you want a chapter dedicated to you, tell me the following:

Criteria

1)You favorite male character & your least favorite female character

2) Your favorite female and least favorite male characters. (Pick 1 or 2)

3) Vernon, Petunia, Dudley or Marge.

4) Where should they meet?

5) Any funny one-liners you'd like to be included.

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