Yeah! This is my first crossover story and I'm doing it with someone that knows a lot about Bleach, while I know a lot about Naruto. I do not own Naruto or Bleach and neither does my friend, but if either of us did *evil smirk* I think you get the idea. I hope it doesn't suck horribly. By the way, there is some OOC a little dabble of Yaoi here and there, but nothing explicit and if there is, I will warn you ahead of time...if I remember...*gets smacked on the head by a friend* Ouch! Okay! I'll remember. This chapter is going to be short and have Naruto characters only, but don't worry the Bleach stuff starts in the second chapter. Let's see I did the disclaimer...I think you can read the story now. Sorry for the shortness of this one, but~ Enjoy!

Naruto characters-Kirity-Kitty

Bleach characters-Karushi Moriume

Chapter 1

I wish I could say that this story starts in the sunniest place in the world, Konoha. But~ it doesn't. It starts somewhere in Akatsuki...

"Tobi is a good boy," a man with a swirly orange mask with one eye hole said as he stabbed someone.

"Gack! W-what is wrong with you," said a blue skinned man. His unnaturally hulky sword fell to the ground.

Blood was everywhere. Bodies just lay in stillness because, well, they were dead.

"That's right. Tobi is a good boy," a girl said, patting the masked man's head. "Tobi is a very good boy."

"Tobi is a good boy," he repeated shrilly.

"Why would you do this?" Kisame asked.

"You bastards said that I wasn't smart, or strong enough to join up with you. I'm a friggin' rogue ninja from the friggin' land of snow! Do you know how far I had to walk to get here?"

"We didn't want any pussys from the snow-"

She stepped on his stomach. She had no shoes on, which was her natural look. She had dark brown hair and bright green eyes. "Bastard! I'm not just some wimp from a godforsaken land far far away!" Her pupils began to dilate. Things in the room where getting torn to ribbons. This was her power, her Kekkei Genkai. She could control her chakra and turn it into invisible blades that could cut through anything.

"Crazy-" He coughed out before he died.

"Bitch," she finished. "Yeah, I get that a lot." She looked through the room. "We're missing one. Which one are we missing?"

Tobi looked around. "If you mean Deidara, he sploded."

"No. I know that. There is one other." she began mumbling to herself.

"You're an idiot," someone said behind her.

She turned. "Am I really...Weasel?"

"I prefer Itachi, actually." He ignored the twitch he was starting to feel.

"That's what I said, Weasel." She smiled.

A second Itachi appeared behind Tobi. It grabbed him, moved a little bit closer to the girl and exploded. She easily dodged the attack by jumping away. Then, she turned to look at Itachi, bad decision.

"Mangekyo!" His eyes began to swirl furiously.

All of the colors were switched and in black, white and red. The girl couldn't move, or rather, she was chained down. Other than those chains, it was just her and Itachi.

"There's nothing you can torture me with! I don't even see why you are wasting your energy," she laughed.

Itachi cocked an eyebrow. "Hn." The typical Uchiha response to anything.

A blonde fox boy and a raven haired teen appeared out of nowhere. They were both holding weapons. The teens were shouting each other's names. "Naruto!" "Sasuke!" They were attacking each other relentlessly. Neither was going to survive their battle.

The girl yanked on her chains causing them to cut into her skin to make her bleed. She tried to turn away, but wherever she looked they were fighting, no killing each other.

In a few split seconds in reality the girl dropped to the ground. She needed medical treatment, but none would come until it was too late. Actually, none would come at all.

"What did you just show me?" She hissed. It was almost a whisper.

"That is a fight between the two of them in a couple of days, but before that I am going to fight and be killed by my little brother."

"But that ruined all of my fanfics. Those two are supposed to live happily ever after with each other. Just like Kaiba and Joey or Yami and Yugi."

Itachi smiled. He walked away calmly and let her die.

The next few days past just as Itachi had said they would. After killing the girl, Itachi found his little brother and died. Then, not too long after that, Naruto and Sasuke killed each other.

THE END

Just kiddin'. You'll never guess where they will meet again. Mwahahahahahaha! By the way, the girl that was killed by Itachi was not Kanon gone insane, just my OC. She was in it to end their lives, but I think I'll keep her in the story. It will make it more interesting. Plus, my friend has a Bleach OC so I might as well have a Naruto one. Please leave some reviews. I'll get the next chapter out in a week or so. Bye Bye Peoples!