Ode to Mary Sues
(The sonic heroes are getting ready to fight Eggman)
Sonic: Eggman, this is the final fight, your reign of tyranny is over!
Eggman: Do what you may, you will never defeat me!
(Just as they are about to fight, some random woman with brunette hair walks in out of nowhere wearing a mini skirt and a tube top)
Girl: Hello boys. My name is Pamela Electra Tequila.
Sonic: Holy cow, she's beautiful.
Eggman: Uh, guys, what about the "final fight"?
Tails: I have never seen a girl so lovely
Pamela: Tell me about it… stud. (Blows a kiss)
Eggman: Don't you want to stop my "reign of tyranny"?
Knuckles: (In a daze) she's a divine slice of heaven.
(Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles walk up to her and ask for her phone number)
Pamela: If you all want to know me so much, maybe we can go out on a date to see which one of you I will choose. (Pamela walks out of the evil lair)
Eggman: Guys! Aren't you forgetting about a certain villain trying to take over the world?
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: Wait for us Pamela!
And so, the sonic heroes ran out of the lair leaving Eggman to take over the world
THE END.
All of the characters except for Pamela belong to Sega, not me.