Early one fine morning at the Dalton cities only church (one month before episode one) as Chuck was struck by lightning out of no where then burped out a pice of paper as Garterbelt picked it up amd pulled a rope Causeing the anarchy Twins to fall from the ceiling as per usual.
"What the fuck douchnozel!? Haven't you heard of beauty sleep!" swore the blonde anarchy twin known as panty irritated that her beauty sleep was interrupted.
"This better be good dipshit, I haven't had my sugar yet!" swore pantys sister, Stocking who was apparently low on sugar.
"Well a good morning to you to ya freeloading woe bags. We've got a message from God almighty, so quit your bitching and listen up!" greated Garterbelt as usual.
"Now then, let's see what the good lord have for us…" said the Afro rocking priest as he stopped mid sentence at what he saw what was written on the message. "Oh fuck no! I can't believe this shit! These two hoes are bad enough already, but now I have to deal with another one? Why Lord? Why do you torment me so?" Pleaded Garderbelt as he fell to his knees and started crying while starting up at the ceiling.
"What the heck is going on with him all of a sudden?" asked Panty.
"The fuck should I know? Maybe he's on his period or something?" answered Stocking with her own question cocking her head to one side and shovelling another spoon full of ice cream into her mouth.
"I'll tell you what's going on here! Look!" snapped Garterbelt as he showed the so called Angels the message with the words "new arrival" written on it.
"What the hell am I supposed to be looking at?" asked the foul mouthed Panty dumbly starting at the piece of paper.
"Is the ghost were supposed to kill hunting a hospital filled with babies or are ghost babies or what?" asked Stocking way off target.
"No it is not a haunted hospital you sorry excuse for severents of God known other wise known as Fallen Angels! It means we got a new mouth to feed! That's what it means you bimbos!" yelled Garterbelt as he then roughly grabbed Chuck and throw him against the wall for trying to pee on his foot.
"Ooooooh… Wait what?" asked both fallen angels simultaneously before a large ball of bight light appeared in front of the alter and slowly descended to the ground before leaveing a black clad individual behind.
"Wait why didn't that happen to us when we came here?" asked the lose blonde Angel.
"Yeah! My ass still hurts from when we landed here. Damn show off!" pouted her goth twin sister.
"Oh great, there here already. Well misery dose love company, let's get this over with!" sighed Graterbelt as he put on his usual scowl.
"Nnnggghhh… Where… Where am I?" asked the the black clad new Angel (Code Geass R2 Zero costume and we all know who that is!) with a some what masculine voice while he looked around with hazy vision through his helmet visor rising to his feet as two black feathered wings appeared on his back and through his cape that covered his slender light purple suit that was covering his thin body. "Is... Is this Hell? If it is it's not very warm, or on fire for that matter. Huh? What are… Wings?" said the black figure with a distorted vioce as he noticed his new black wings grabbing one of them to inspect it thoroughly. "Well at least there my favourite colour, that's a start. why aren't These demon wings? Surely after everthing I did in life I would have earn a set of those. More importantly, why am I and why am I wearing my old Zero discuse? Strange." he asked himself as he then took notice that he was in a church, an old run down one at that too. As he mentality noticed the dilapidated state of the church his attention was drawn to the three on lookers in the pews, one blonde in a red dress, one goth with black and pink hair and maybe some daddy issues and the one he assumed was the priest, judging from his robes he was wearing, with his jaw literaly on the floor.
"Greetings!" said the new comer with a wave of his right hand.
"SWEET MOTHER OF THE VERGIN MARRY'S GHOST! ITS A MOTHER FUCKING ANGEL OF DEATH!" panicked the the black persist with the larger then life Afro as he pulled on said hair.
"You don't say? Hey, aren't they like gods hit men or something." asked Stocking less then impressed eating another mouth full of her ice cream.
"Meh, All I see is a scrawny purple toothpick with a mask and cape." said a less then Impressed Panty dismissively.
"Huh, so that's what I am? Hahahaha! How ironic, though I do suppose the role suites me quit perfectly due to all the blood I've spilled." thought the amused Angel of death as what looked like a green sentient stuffed dog with one huge eye and zippers for its ears and tail barking the name chuck pranced over to him and sniffed his shoes.
"I take it this... Creature is with you three?" asked the masked Angel as he kicked Chuck away from him and over to the girls.
"Look douchebag, first off his name is Chuck and second, only me and stocking get to abuse him like that you masked creep!" swore the loud mouthed and vulgar blonde as chuck landed in front of her sister.
"Yeah, you freak! What Panty said." the goth ,apparently called Stocking of all things, agreed with the blonde ,bizarrely called Panty, as she then kicked Chuck past the masked new comer and straight through the stain glass window behind him.
"Charming... Let me guess, your parents never love you at all as children, or more likely they abandoned you at birth, am I correct?" asked the masked man put off by the girls odd choice of names.
"Excuse you bitch! our parents loved us a ton, you pice of shit!" swore an angered Panty giving him the middle finger.
"Who are you to judge our names, huh Mister masked freak?" roared Stocking taking offence to his comment.
"Yeah ya purple and black prude, I bet your names something stupid like Jeff or Steve or Greg or something." jeered Panty not bothering to get the new guys name.
"Shut your fucking mouths ya ungrateful hoes!" yelled Graterbelt getting everyone's attention. "My apologies about they're uncivilised behaviour but that's how they always are. The name's Graterbelt by the way." apologiesd Garterbelt as he then introduced himself. "Now then, why don't we let our new friend introduce himself." Suggested the priest as he motioned for the new guy to introduce himself.
"Very well then father Garterbelt as you wish." said Zero as he took centre stage (while his theme from the code geass anime started playing in the back round). "If you must know my name I shall gladly share it with you my dear priest and… delinquents." stated Zero dramatically as per usual. "My name is one that once struck fear into those who's hearts are filled with sins too numerous to count towards there fellow man, I am Zero, the Angel of death!" announced the masked former rebel leader dramatically.
"Never heard of you!" simultaneously replyed the twins in a deadpan tone.
"Wait? What?" asked a confused Angel of death.
"Alright that's enough questions for today angels, besides, it's time for breakfast." said Garterbelt breaking up the Q and A session.
"Fuck yeah! Chow time, whoo ho!" cheered the blonde angel.
"About time you old fart, I starving so make with the food already!" demanded Stocking as her stomach started growling.
"Do I look like a your personal chief to you!?" yelled Garderbelt. "Anyway, while I'm makeing Breakfast, you two good for nothing's will be getting off your sorry assess and show our new resident Angel around his new home." ordered Garterbelt as he took off for the kitchen.
"Ugghhh... Fine! Come on Stocking, let's show mister "I saved the entire world" here around the place. growned panty.
And with that Panty and Stocking gave there new house mate (our stories male protagonist) a lacklustre tour of the church ending with the liveing room.
"There now you've seen everything here, happy now?" sarcasitlly asked Panty flopping down into the sofa and turning on the TV as Chick pushed a wooden chair from seemingly out of nowhere next to the sofa for Zero to sit on.
"More or less... Thank you Chuck." vaguely replyed Zero as he sat down in the chair and patted chuck on the head a few times for a job well done.
"Good, cause we ain't giveing you another one." stated Stocking as she joined her sister on the sofa and watching the TV with her.
"After the fifth time Panty or Stocking Changed the TV Channels Zero had grown bord and dicided to go and look for what he assumed was his room followed by chuck. He spent the next thirty minutes looking over the tower like structure from top to bottom for thirty minutes until Graterbelt called him and the girls for Breakfast upon which he gave up on his search for his elusive room for the time being and get something to sate his hunger.
"So what's on the menu today head chief Garterbelt?" asked Zero as he and the thing designated as Chuck walked into the room casually with his cloak obscuring his body from the neck down makeing him look like a king chess piece commonly seen on a chess board before he took his seat across from the anarchy twins.
"Bacon and eggs my good man, And you're just in time for yours my good man." replyed Garterbelt as the priest served him a plate of beacon and eggs.
"Thank you my good man." thanked Zero as chuck started eating his own food from his blow on the floor. Zero then reached his hands around to the back of his helmet, undid the latches holding his helmet in place one by one and took it off before setting it down next to him on the table. "Now then let's eat, shall we?" asked zero with out his helmet distorting his voice as the anarchy twins, Graterbelt and Chuck stopped what they where doing and stared at him in surprise.
"Holy shit fuck! The toothpick's fucking hot!" yelled panty dropping her eating utensils on the floor."If he were made of surge, I would totally eat every last inch of him with out a seconds though of hesitation." said a drooling Stocking.
"Chuck!" was all the twins dog said before landing face first in his food.
"I was wondering what was underneath that mask of his." said Garterbelt before snapping back to reality. Anyway, here's your room key." said the black priest as he tossed the young man a key he pulled out of a pocket in his robe which he caught in his free hand. "when you're done eating you can use the elevator to get it. it should on the first sub level just before the basement. Now before you start bitching and moaning, yes it may not have any Windows or natural lighting but there should be more then enough space for you and what ever else you want to do or put down there, ya got it."
Zero took a moment to swallow his food and used a napkin to wipe his mouth before answering the generous man of God. "It's not what I'm used to, but I can make do. Thank you for your hospitality and the delectable food farther Garterbelt." thanked the porcelain skinned boy with purple eyes known as Zero with out any complaint what so ever, unlike a certain pair of Angels in the seats a cross from him.
"You are certainly most welcome Zero. At least someone appreciates my generosity unlike a certain pair of ungrateful whoes!" said Garderbelt before turning his attention to the anarchy twins.
"Huh? You say something douche bag?" asked panty and her sister as they snapped out of their traces.
"Well at least one good thing came from today's events, that being you two shutting the fuck up for a whole minute." sighed the priest as Zero finished his meal, wiped his face with a napkin, put his helmet back on, brought his plate over to the sink, rolled up his sleeves and stared washing his plate along with the knife and fork before leaving them to dry.
"He even cleans up after himself, It's a miracle! Oh thank you lord in heaven above!" yelled the Afro sporting priest thanking God for sending an Angel who actually cleans up there own mess for once.
"I'll be heading to my room to get settled in, I'll see you all at dinner." said Zero as he left the room for the elevator with his helmet under his left arm.
"Geez. Not even a full day here and he's already showing us up, what a show off." frowned panty after the new guy disappeared from sight.
"It's called manors, something you two are severely lacking in!" yelled Garterbelt at the ungrateful pair of fallen Angels still sitting at the table.
And so ends the tall of who the mighty Zero joined the anarchy sisters and later on in their (mis)adventures.
Too be continued, maybe…?
