In case you haven't noticed, I love Quina! --Alberto
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The Ballad of Quina Quen
by the Flaming Alberto
(to the tune of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy)
In the middle of a marsh
In the land of Gaia
Lives a brave little Qu
Whom we all admi-ah.
With little beady eyes
And a 3-foot tongue,
It lives in a Qu's Marsh,
Always havin' fun, it's...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
Weighs four hundred pounds...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
The bravest little Qu of 'em all...
Now Qu are peace-lovin' folk, ya' know,
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow,
They don't like to travel away from home,
They just like to eat and be left alone.
But one day, Quina was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below,
To help its friends go save the land
And to everything that came at hand, oh...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
Weighs four hundred pounds...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
The bravest little Qu of 'em all...
Well it fought with the goblins...
And battled the trolls...
Got "married" to Vivi...
A giant fork it holds!
It was chased by wolves,
Lost in Cleyra,
Tried to eat half the supporting cast...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
The bravest little Qu of 'em all...
Now it's back in its home
In the land of Gaia,
That brave little Qu
Whom we all admi-ah.
Just a-chillin' with Quale,
Makin' pie a la mode,
An' a-chompin' on the leg
Of a giantoad...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
Weighs four hundred pounds...
Quina!
Quina Quen...
With no discernible gender at all!