N/AThis is a series of one-shot's that I'm starting, with varying Kh-characters and themes. I'm mostly gonna stick to humor, I think... Anyways, most of the idea's I've gotten at night, while I've been trying to sleep, so you can either praise or curse my insomnia!

This first one-shot is based on a scene in an Rp I'm in. The 'fan-fic' can be found in it's original form here: /showthread.php?t53549&page3

And like the name says, Yuffie and Aerith meet Saïx, during Sora's fifth visit to Hollow Bastion. What good can this result of this?

Yes, I know, not one of my longest works... (checks word count) Yeah, definitely my shortest work... Sorry!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, or the characters used etc... If I would, Sora and Riku would've been victims of a nasty elevator 'accident' before they would've had a chance to enter Castle Oblivion. (is a organization fan)

"OW!"

Yuffie landed quite ungracefully on her rear, right after catching her Shuriken. Trying to get up, she stifled a moan. She was just so tired, and there was just so many Heartless... She gasped in surprise as a healing green glow surrounded her. Getting up, Yuffie brushed herself, as Aerith rushed to her side.

"Are you alright?" the concerned brunette asked her friend. The ninja smiled:

"Yup, never been better! Okay, I have been better, but, yeah, I'm fine now. Thanks. For healing me, and asking about it."

Aerith shook her head at Yuffie's babbling, before glancing at the ridge where Leon and Cloud were fighting back-to-back. Yuffie grinned playfully as she too looked up.

"Bet they're having a real guy-talk up there!"

"I suppose you're right... Come on, we better get out of here!

The two rushed off to The Dark Depths, where they had expected to be alone. Well, they were wrong. A man of average height, dressed in a black trench coat, turned at the two females, long blue hair flicking in the air. Yuffie smiled confidently.

"Just one guy? Oh puh-lease, this is gonna be too easy!"

Aerith looked a bit clueless, as Yuffie drew out her Shuriken, and the man brandished his huge blue sword like weapon.

"Umm, do we really have to fight?"

Then something strange happened. The clouds parted, to reveal a pale full moon. The man 'Hmph'ed, turned his gold-eyed gaze towards it's glow, and let a rather malevolent smile creep on to his lips. Yuffie stopped dead in her tracks.

"Aery? You notice something... different about him?"

That was all she could say, before her and her companions jaws dropped in horror, as the man lunged at them at speed completely unnatural for an average human, with a heart stopping roar. The girls answer was rather justified:

"OH CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!"

Aerith dropped to her knees, screaming, while Yuffie acted purely by instinct, kicking at the attacker, with her eyes shut tight. For her fortune, not the males, her random hit landed in a very very sensitive part. Three pairs of eyes widened, two in surprise and hope, one in agony. Yuffie clapped her hands on her mouth as she screeched;

"OhmygoshohmygoshI'msosososososorryIdidn'tmeantohityoutherenowIreallyshouldgo'kaythanksbye!!"

She grabbed Aerith by her arm, and rushed off, like the devil was after her. The man hadn't even had time to fall on his knees, before they were long gone.

N/A: ;; I'm sorry Saïx!!

Anyways, reviews are appreciated, especially constructive criticism, so please, please, please review this!! I hope you enjoyed this! To the next time!