Ello fanfiction mutants of all ages! If you be reading this then you must be warned of the chapter coming up. This story was created by me, the owner of this fanfiction account, and a friend of mine. We both don't own Naruto thought we both wish we did! There is a third creator of this story and that would be my laptop…
LT- Yes, yes I am the thing that was used to put this (censored) on the Internet. Bow down to my wonder and stupendous…
As you have seen he is a sadistic (censored) and likes to brag a lot!! You people should also know that this story is really random and when I, my name is Lenella in this fic, or my friend, Otoharetsu or Oto as I call her, I can guaranty it will be random as (censored).
After you have read this if you find yourself thinking rockets go meow or iguanas go moo then that is because your mind has been messed up from the extreme randomness of this fic. Me and my friend act like this on a regular basis, we have both tried to get help but the docs tell us we are hopeless cases. Also, if we go to a nut house, they just send us back in a week's time saying we are too insane. Oh well, the search for help will continue.
Here are all the new names for the character, in A-Z order
Naruto – Na-retard
Sasuke – Sauced-gay
Sakura – Sock-a-rot
Hinata – Piñata
Kiba – Kibbles
Akamaru - & bits
Shino – Ya-no
TenTen – One-Two
Rock Lee - Rocky
Neji - Weji
Ino – I-no
Shikamaru – Shit-tomorrow
Choji - Choki
Gaara - Gary
Tamari - Tarry
K-man (Gaara's brother…Do you know his name?) – Cave man
Konohamaru – Mr. Itchy (someone please tell me the name of this kids teammates!!)
Kakashi - Dweebmister
Gai - Gone
Anko - Ankle
Karin (Hinata's sensei…Spelling please?) – Kanteen
Iruka – I-reek
Ibiki - Sunshine
Orochimaru – Kiss-tomorrow
Tsunade - Tsunami
Jiraiya – Ja-pay-ya
Packo (Kakashi's summons) - Tacko
Kuuybi - same
Akaski leader – Lead eater
Itachi - Atari
Kisame – Kiss-me
Deidara – Die-Dora
Tobi – Tub Sock
Yodamine (Minato) – You-dummy (Minty)
Sasori - Soapy
Konoha - Aloha
Sand - Band
Haku - Achoo
Demon of the mist (Name anyone?) – he has no name except…..the nun