Me is bored!!! YAY!!! Please enjoy the product of my boredom!!
Disclaimer: yea... I do not own prince of tennis... as if you don't know that already...
"Hey, Yuushi!!" shouted Gakuto from across the courts.
Oshitari sighed, can't he leave him alone? For god's sake!
"Hey! Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!'"
"What?"
"Why is the sky so high?"
"How am I supposed to know?"
"Ohh..." He sounded disappointed "And I thought you were a genius..."
"See, the sky is high because it is just the way it is, Okay?"
"Fine... then... why is glass transparent?"
"..."
"Answer me!!"
"Because it is just the way it is!!" Oshitari answered absent-mindedly, not looking up from his book.
"Then, why is that Jackal guy from Rikkaidai bald?"
"Because he wants to be bald."
"Why does Tachibana have a dot on his forehead?"
"No idea..."
"I swear! He looks like an Indian!!"
"Oh."
"Hindi bacha!!"
"...what is that?"
"It's Indian!"
"Where did you learn that from?"
"You wanna know?"
"Yea..."
"You REALLY wanna know?"
"Not really..."
"HEY!!"
"What? ..."
"You are supposed to be very interested!!"
"Why?"
"Just say that you are very interested!!"
"Fine, I m very interested.."
"Hehe!! I m not telling you!!"
"Oh..."
"Why does that Kamio say 'Rhythm n noruze'??"
"Because he likes to..."
"But it means that he is 'riding' on the rhythm!"
"so...?"
"Hey!!"
"Yea..."
"YUUSHI N NORUZE!!!"
Oshitari looked up from his book (YAY!! He just looked up from his book for the first time!!) "You know what you just said?"
"Yea!! YUUSHI N NORUZE!!"
"You know what that means?"
"..."
"It means that you are riding on Yuushi"
"YAY!! You got it correct!!"
"..."
"Do you want to be multi-colored?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Who in the right mind wants to be Multi-colored?"
"Uhh..."
"..."
"Multi-colored n noruze!"
"That doesn't make sense..."
"YES IT DOES!!!"
And then, suddenly, a tennis ball flew dangerously past Gakuto's nose.
"SHUT UP!!" came the screeching voice of Shishido.
"HEY!! WATCH IT!!"
...and a tennis racket flew straight onto his face...
"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!"
"SHISHIDO N NORUZE!!" Gakuto screamed out loud
"DUDE! WHAT are you saying?"
"SHISHIDO N NORUZE!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"SHISHIDO N NORUZE!!!"
This time, Shishido took out a table and smashed it on Gakuto's head. (Where he got the table is beyond us, maybe he has this special ability...)
"MULTI-COLOURED SHISHIDO N NORUZE!!!"
"..." Shishido was stunned by Gakuto's stupidity.
"..." Oshitari was also too shocked to speak.
...And for the rest of the day, Gakuto just repeated the same phrase over and over again... and got sent to the hospital...
"Ore-sama demands to now why you are in the hospital!"
Gakuto just glared at him
"Why are you not answering Ore-sama?"
"..."
"ANSWER ORE-SAMA!!!"
"MULTI-COLORED ATOBE N NORUZE!!!"
"What is that?"
"I M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS YOU TO TELL ORE-SAMA WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!"
... and Gakuto repeated 'multi-colored Atobe n noruze' a thousand times...
YAY!! Me bored!! PTHHHHH... yea... so... yea... I m bored and random... so... yea... please review!
And I would like to credit my friend 'Sakutama' for the question 'why is glass transparent?' YAY!!!