One Piece Poem

By: Monkey D. Luffy

In a small boat I set to sea

I did not travel far

Before the ocean began, to swallow me

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Picked up by rich folk

Thinking me a barrel of wine

I thought them making a joke

When I burst out in surprise

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A pirate group I'd come across

Alvida was their boss

She called her self big boned

But she just weighed a lot

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Then Coby became my friend

Though he wished to be a marine,

And We sailed to an island scared to no end,

And found the rotten Captain (nothing special to see),

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In trade for three swords

I set Zoro free

But in return he had to come aboard

And sail with me

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So coby stayed behind

And finally he was a protector of the peace,

But the next island we could not find

And we had no food to eat

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Then along came a bird

Which I tried to catch

It flew me towards land

Where I fought my next match

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So here enters buggy

A failure pirate clown

But His buggy bombs weren't very snugly,

As they could blow up a whole town

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And somehow I ended

up in a cage

With one of his cannons

pointed right in my face

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So here comes the part

When I found my second friend

Who hated me up to this point

But then saved me in the end

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Her name is Nami

And she's still a teen

Also a great navigator

Who loves tangerines

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Buggy then hurt my hat

A special present from Shanks

So I got him back

And hit him straight in the face

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Onward we sailed

To gecko island

With my hat now repaired

I was a happy pirate

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Here comes number 3

A lier to add

On my crew he would be

And I even knew his dad

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So a bulter called Kuro came

To kill usopp's girlfriend Kaya

Along with these cats guys for Zoro to tame,

And this hypnotist guy

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Yeah he was fast

But he had no spine

So he could boast

But at the end of the fight, I was fine

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Packing all his stuff

Usopp rolled down the hill

He had more than enough

And plenty of skill

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His girlfriend thanked us

By giving us a ship

We were over joyed with Merry

And sailing went off without a hitch

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The four of us came

To a restaurant on the sea

Where they made

The best food that would ever be

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Insert souf chef Sanji

A pervert and straw hat to be

Who fed the hungry and poor

And wanted to find a legendary sea

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Starving and weak

In Don Kreig came

Be seemed feeble and meek

But it was just a facade

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Demanding the ship

He stormed outside

His fleet had taken a hit

From the mysterious Hawk eye

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Then the swords master came

And Zoro challenged him

He fought with all his strength

But there was no way for him to win

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But recognition he got

And before Hawk eye left

Zoro stated then

He would never lose again

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So I then beat up Don Kreig

partially to get my anger out

Nami had taken her leave

As we were about

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About to rescue our ship

And Nami too

Sanji decided

To (finally) join the crew

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To the town of her birth

Did Nami go

There sat an unsettling crew

Who'd always say no

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This evil fishman

Arlong was his name

He made Nami cry

Killing civilians was his game

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So I beat him up, woohoo

And destroyed his special home

From the townsmen came no boos

But another Nakama in our home

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With our new tangerine grove

We sped off real quick

Towards the kings dying place

Where he told how to find his trove,

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But of course there was no smooth sailing to the grand line,

A place of adventure

The place where so many pirates die

We had to be sneaky and no cause a scene,

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For Smokey or Smoker was here

Untouchable and unbeatable, Ill add

I Drank where Roger had beer

Then came a clown

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Buggy was back

But he had surprise

On the execution platform he sprung his attack,

With a nearly unrecognizable Alvida at his side,

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I smiled and said my goodbyes

I could see my crews sadness as the blade struck down,

Then lightning struck buggy from the skies,

I stood and laughed as the platform fell down,

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We ran towards the ship

A storm was coming

We would finally start on our trip

To the grand line

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Upon a barrel we cried out our dreams,

With a map of the world to guide our way,

Born was a King, Swordsmaster, and Brave warrior of the sea

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So to the grand line we went

but we didn't expect for something to be blocking the bay

and our only exit

Luffy looked down at the paper in his hands. He crumbled in up and threw it in the trash can then walked out of the room. 'I guess I'm not a poet after all. That's Brook's job...'

Little did he know that his paper never reached the garbage can but was instead caught by a disembodied hand sprouting out of the wall. It tossed the paper to its body.

Robin smiled at her captain's cute, messy handwriting. 'Aww this is where it ends?' She glanced over and the now fishing teen. 'I guess I'll just have to change that!'

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Ok so this is a one-shot and its marked as complete but if I feel like it this may update sporadically. Probably like one arc or something per chapter.

Till then,

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