So this is supposed to be an Email from Sonny, I did something like this once and it did pretty well. What can I say? I like making fun of myself. =) This is no way directed at anyone or any story in particular, because I'm a sucker for Channy stories… It's just an idea I had this morning. Enjoy!

Love, Katie

Sonny

Dear writers, hello! This is Sonny Munroe here, and I stumbled across this site about a week ago. I have a few questions I would like answered.

How on EARTH did you know about all that stuff that happened between me and Chad? Has someone been filming us again? Those were PRIVATE moments you know. More importantly, they were moments of weakness. I do not swoon over Chad the way you guys obviously think I do.

Also, why does nearly every story have a make out scene between me and Chad? Ewwww! Like I told Chad, I'll kiss him for real when pigs fly! I do not WANT to kiss him, and even if I did want to kiss him, it would not be when you people tell me! I do not dream of kissing him, nor have I ever…. I don't even fantasize about that, ever. Well, there was that one time… but I swear it was only 'cause he said I would. I haven't done it since… well okay, maybe a few times, but still!

How come a whole bunch of people have written about me babysitting with Chad, but if you haven't noticed, Chad doesn't do little kids. Have you seen him with Dakota? He didn't even want to hang with her in the first place, the only reason he's nice to her is because she'll get him fired if he's not.

What is this Channy stuff? After all, I am not, I repeat, NOT in love with Chad Dylan Cooper, he is a jerkthrob! He's a complete idiot most of the time. So what if he's cute? So what if he's got really deep blue eyes? SO WHAT?

Ah, excuse the outburst. But what is so wrong about having an innocent crush??! It's not like Channy is real…. Even if I wish it was. I mean…. Ah…..Nevermind.

One thing is for certain, I am never coming back to this site again. Well, maybe. Thank you for taking my concerns into consideration and keep watching So Random!

Keep smiling,

-Sonny. =)