-decorate edwards volvo with polka dot patterns and fluff
the air freshner in the cars.
to create a plan with alice to dress up bella
on emmett at all.
if he tries to get her to join his nudist colony.
set alices wardrobe alight.
if she smahes up her machanic inventions.
the toliet plunger to try to kill carsile
bella
anyone at all.
of having sex with billy black
jacob black
any werewolf at .
up like danni minouge.
to sing kylie minouge songs.
her wrench as a curling tongs on alice
say bellas cheese baguate told her to do it.
that the ducks are out to get her
forks into vampires.
try to make them do the washing.
if they don't then throwing them at jasper.
say alice took conrol of her mind.
a dog and call him .
to make him mate with .
collect it's pee and make esme drink it.
say that it makes you glow with beauty.
all of alice and bellas knickers to create a hammock for her bed.
with jasper,edward,emmett and carsiles pants.
emmetts sports bras!
esmes expensive silver pans to make a awesome skateboard.
to everyone that edward cullen and jasper cullen are having a incest affair.
porn and then say that jaspers feet told her to.
the school uniform to a boobtube dresses saying 'join forks high school - we have sugary cream horns!
the barney theme tune as emmetts ringtone.
anyones!
alec up with aro
to die to join the volturi.
if they offer a unlimited amount of mariland cookies.
limited addition count duckula figurines.
alice.
she won't be able to shop anymore.
around forks with just a lacy and skimpy bra and boxer shorts
a torn wedding dress for halloween and scare newlyweds.
say she is the hades haunted wife.
a meat tenenizer to play baseball with.
carsile as the ball.
flies with esmes rare china.
young children that she's superwoman and then bang into and dent a lampost.
steal edwards superman and return it to him after adding sequins, pink buttons and a banner saying 'i'm gay!'
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as jasper stuck the poster up he asked bella "how long do you reckon it will last?"
"i don't know, but at the max, a week."
suddenly there was a loud crash and rosalie rushing past on a silver skateboard that she had melted from
esmes pans from france. esme was shouting at her as she ran past - number 31, rosalie, number 31!
the rest just sighed as alice passed a pen to carsile who write down the last rule:
skateboarding because head surguery is very expensive!