Introduction/Chapter 1
"Alice?" Dana yelled from the bedroom into the living room where Alice was typing away in front of her computer.
"Shit," Alice said under her breath, "what've I done now?" She walked into the bedroom and said, "Yes honey?"
"Al, my parents are coming over, I know you presume they won't be in here but they're nosey, and, well, they will."
"In my bedroom?" Alice questioned, trying to stifle a laugh.
"Well, our bedroom. But yes, this bedroom in your apartment."
"Honey, they're only staying here for three days," she said, walking towards her, "try to relax a little."
"Al, they will find a reason to be in here, you'll see." Alice kissed Dana lightly on the lips, "please, baby, just tidy up this stuff."
"Stuff?" Alice giggled, "don't talk about your dick case like that."
"Oh shut up."
"And why do I have to be the one to do it? Ey?"
"Well, I'll take care of that if you just, I don't know, clean up your magazines and clothes and stuff and oh my god, that was supposed to be handed in yesterday, why didn't you do it?"
"Babe, I did have more than one copy. Please, calm down, everything will be ok." Alice kissed Dana again, "besides I've made one Fairbanks fall in love with me, who's to say I can't get them two to like me too?"
"Ok, ok. Just tidy. I'll ring and see if they've landed in LA yet."
"You do that, baby. I'll just play with your dick alone."
"You're impossible."
"You love it."