- Nagarii

Disclaimer: I do not own D. Gray-man, if I did...there'd be a lot of Yullen.

WARNING: Yaoi and swearing. If you don't like Yullen go read another story.

Chapter 1: Innocence

"Allen-kun!"

Called Lenalee through the door, "Wake up! It's time for breakfast!"

"Five more minutes…" Allen mumbled sleepily, as he rolled over and fell off the bed with a thud. Despite this, he continued to sleep on the cold floor.

"Tch."

Kanda rolled his eyes and nudged Allen in the side with his foot. When Allen didn't even stir, he resorted to a kick and some yelling.

"Oi, Baka Moyashi…FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY! You're gonna make us late! Sleeping so much is gonna make you stupider than you already are!"

Allen reluctantly dragged himself off the ground and dusted himself off while shooting a death glare at Kanda.

"Jerk."

Allen quickly slipped on his usual attire of clothing before opening the door for a smiling Lenalee.

"Good morning Allen! Morning Kanda!" she said, cheerful as always.

"Morning!" Allen returned with a smile of his own.

"…Tch."

. . .

There was a moment of silence, which was only broken by the grumbling of Allen's stomach.

"Ah…may we please go down for breakfast now? I'm rather hungry…"

Lenalee nodded and proceeded to drag Kanda along.

.::*:-:*::.

"Good morning! What would you like to order?" The waitress asked pleasantly.

"Hmm…let's see…forty-two pancakes, twenty slices of toast, seven plates of eggs with bacon, two pitchers of orange juice and…fifteen platters of waffles!" Allen recited happily.

The waitress stared in disbelief as she wrote this down, she seemed to be hoping that this was just some horrible prank…no such luck.

"Erm…what would you like then…sir?" she said, looking at Kanda.

"Soba."

"Uhm…excuse me, could you repeat that?"

"…Soba…" Kanda said while twitching.

"..Sorry….what?"

"Soba….it's a-oh never mind! A cup of tea then. Tch."

Lenalee giggled at Kanda's angry face while Allen said,

"Soba? Bakanda, are you stupid? We're in the middle of England, of course there's no Soba!"

Allen then burst into laughter and earned himself a punch in the arm and a murderous glare. The waitress seemed to be trying to ignore all this and kindly asked Lenalee for her order. Coffee and French Toast. The waitress's expression practically screamed 'FINALLY. A NORMAL ORDER!' as she rushed off to tell the cook.

She returned several minutes later accompanied by a mob of waiters carrying heavy trays stacked with food.

"Enjoy your meal!"

Kanda and Lenalee watched in stunned silence as Allen shoved impossible amounts of food into his mouth. Kanda sipped his tea and briefly wondered if Allen had a black hole instead of a stomach.

Once they had all finished their breakfast, they set off to retrieve the Innocence.

.::*:-:*::.

"What the hell is this?!" Kanda exclaimed, clearly annoyed.

At the end of their search they had ended up in a greenhouse filled with plants of every kind. There were many strange and exotic plants, but the strangest of them all was a giant bean sprout. It was probably over 6 feet tall and it had a slight warm greenish flow emitting from it. The look on Kanda's face clearly said 'WTF?'

"Hello, what brings you to such a remote greenhouse?" asked a man dressed in a gardener's attire. Allen's eye whirled to life.

"Akuma!"

He shouted as his claws sliced cleanly through the 'gardener'.

At this exact moment, as if on cue, seven level 2's and a level three rose up from behind the plants.

"Innocence Activate!"

Lenalee rose high above it all and then dropped down at an alarming speed, her Dark Boots cutting through an Akuma. One down. Seven more. Kanda swung Mugen with shocking precision and lightning speed, dancing a swift and deadly dance. Between the two of them, the Akuma were quickly destroyed. Allen too was near an end with his battle.

"Cross Grave!"

A glowing cross appeared on the Akuma before it disintegrated. Allen walked over towards the beansprout, and picked it up.

"Ah. We can finally go back to Headquarters, I missed Jerry-san's food!"

"Tch. you're such a glutton."

SORRY! I know it's really short, but the next chapters will be longer.