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Look, I'm sorry! I always forget to introduce myself or hint at the story when I write my first chapter. I have read way too many stories that start without any idea where they are going, and I myself do not enjoy them. So, I plan to TRY to make this chapter one. If I win, I'm a genius. If I lose I'm insane. That's the way—Sorry. I randomly quote Arty…))
ANYWAY: The story that hopefully you will be reading is the "Tom Sawyer" style trials of Artemis Fowl III. OK! So we all know that Artemis will end up with Holly, except for those who pair him with others (Opal, Minerva, OC, etc.). In my rendition of how it will go down, Artemis ends up with Holly, they have a semi-magic son, and they live happily ever after in the Fowl manor. Although both Peter and Arthur are fine names for a boy, I would like you to guess what Artemis would name his son. Any ideas? No? I'm thinking Artemis Fowl III to continue the Fowl line. Artemis III is no normal boy as his heritage would suggest. He has hints of sarcasm, a light sense of humor, an odd desire for silence and a love of both magic and adventure.
As we will see later (chapter three, four, so on and so forth) Artemis III is far more social than his father, but not quite as open as his mother. His best friends include the strong Tomas Butler (Juliet's son), the wild Amanda Kelp (Minerva and Trouble's daughter), the hilarious Diggums' Twins (Mulch's children), and the talented Athena (Foaly's daughter).
What Artemis Fowl story could exist without a complete cast of villains? Opal's vengeful nephew, a dangerous, psychopathic 12 year old, and quite a few random annoyances in the form of summer camp pests…
So chill out and wait for your weekly (if I'm lucky) installment of The Adventures of Artemis Fowl III!
P.S. To the REVIEWERS! YAY! ILY!!! You keep me writing! The fastest way to end my fic is to stop reviewing! SO REVIEW PLEASE, R&R!!!
P.P.S. OK, so I'm starting with Minerva Problems, then I'm going to do the wedding, then I'm going to skip to the main story, because most of us know how babies are made. If you don't then it doesn't matter much in my story, so you can read it too!