Ichigo's Adventure
One day Ichigo was laying in bed with Chad after having had sex with him last night. Ichigo loved chocolate which Chad was. "Oh Chad I love you!" said Ichigo. "Yeah you do white meat" said Chad. Then they heard Ichigo's dad's voice yelling "Ichigo is that wetback fag Chad there with you!". Ichigo said "No daddy!" Seeing danger Chad opened the window and said "bye my white snow bunny" before jumping out. "Who the fuck were you talking to?" asked Ichigo's dad. "Uh, nobody" said Ichigo, who got of bed wearing a biker outfit complete with assless chaps.
"Why the fuck are you wearing my sex outfit?" asked Ichigo's dad. "It's for Halloween" said Ichigo. "It's July you fuck!" said Ichigo's dad. "I got a costume early so we won't have to get one later" said Ichigo. "Well get the hell down there and eat your stuff before it gets cold!" ordered Ichigo's dad. "Okay sir." said Ichigo. "Oh yeah that dumbfuck with the big tits is here." said Ichigo's dad before going somewhere else.
Orihime walked in wearing a outfit Yoruichi told her to get so she could seduce Ichigo. Which was something that a expensive hooker would wear. "Ichigo! Take me!" she said while walking towards Ichigo. "No! You're not Chad!" Orihime was rejected so she cried and laid on the floor. Ichigo went downstairs.
Ichigo went down the stairs where his sisters were there, and one of them whistled at Ichigo after seeing his clothes. Ichigo ate his stuff then went to Soul Society. He walked until he found Renji's house and knocked on the door. Renji walked out and saw Ichigo. "Renji! I need your help to kill Aizen!" Ichigo said. Renji looked at Ichigo and said "Hmmmm you're a good piece of ass! Come in here!" and then Renji pulled Ichigo in for a wild ride.
Ichigo walked out smoking a pipe saying "Oh man that Renji makes feel like a hot piece of ass!" said Ichigo. Ichigo walked around to where the Soul Society leaders hung out and went to where Byakura was. He saw him beating Rukia with a whip while wearing a thong. He said to Byakura "Why are you whooping Rukia when you have play with me instead?". "You're right!" said Byakura. And then Ichigo and Byakura used their bankai for sex where they shot powah around. It went on for hours then Ichigo left while wobbling around.
"Byakura's bankai was so good inside my Grand Canyon!" said Ichigo. Finally Ichigo headed to where the Soul Reaper HQ. Where he walked into the hot springs and saw Yoruichi being rammed up her butt by Soifon using a bankai. The Bankai enlarged in Yoruichi's butt and she was loving it. The Bankai shot something in Yoruichi's butt. Ichigo bathed while all of that happened and walked away to the inside of the place where he saw Grimmjaw attacking or something.
"Grimmjaw you wanna use your bankai powah while naked!" said Ichigo. Grimmjaw was totally down with that and they went to the sex place. Gimmjaw and Ichigo their powah around and it was good and stuff. They did that for hours. Ichigo and all of the people he had sex with died of AIDs. Orihime cried but she sucks so whatever.