The Amazing Autopsy
With her doctor's coat and her scalpel poised,
She started to speak in her monotone voice.
"Richard Morton aged thirty-eight,
6 foot, 5 and 10 stone in weight".
Carefully slicing away at the corpse,
While doing the Y-Cut she was hit with many thoughts,
For the inside of this man was rather freaky,
Blood veins with holes, very leaky!
"Oh man", she hoarsely whispered with fright,
"This is so weird", she said to the mike.
She peered inside and spoke some more,
"I've never seen anything like this before!
This guys skeleton is like wibbly jelly,
And there's small, slimy slugs, squirming in his belly.
Oh my, oh no, what shall I do?
This man is missing 4 organs too!
What happened to him? I cannot explain!
This was no common house fire flame!
This man has died some different way",
Suddenly it's head turned to say,
"Agent Scully, how are you, hi!"
Oh no! she thought, this man's alive!
Whatever next? This cannot be!
"Someone", she screamed, "please, help me!"
Without hesitation she legged it down the corridor,
And when she returned, he was just like before.
"Doctor Scully", the nurse cried out,
"Really, there was no reason to shout.
This man is dead", she calmly said.
"I think the x-files have gone to your head!"
So Scully took a week off work,
And the spooky head smiled and smirked. :o)
With her doctor's coat and her scalpel poised,
She started to speak in her monotone voice.
"Richard Morton aged thirty-eight,
6 foot, 5 and 10 stone in weight".
Carefully slicing away at the corpse,
While doing the Y-Cut she was hit with many thoughts,
For the inside of this man was rather freaky,
Blood veins with holes, very leaky!
"Oh man", she hoarsely whispered with fright,
"This is so weird", she said to the mike.
She peered inside and spoke some more,
"I've never seen anything like this before!
This guys skeleton is like wibbly jelly,
And there's small, slimy slugs, squirming in his belly.
Oh my, oh no, what shall I do?
This man is missing 4 organs too!
What happened to him? I cannot explain!
This was no common house fire flame!
This man has died some different way",
Suddenly it's head turned to say,
"Agent Scully, how are you, hi!"
Oh no! she thought, this man's alive!
Whatever next? This cannot be!
"Someone", she screamed, "please, help me!"
Without hesitation she legged it down the corridor,
And when she returned, he was just like before.
"Doctor Scully", the nurse cried out,
"Really, there was no reason to shout.
This man is dead", she calmly said.
"I think the x-files have gone to your head!"
So Scully took a week off work,
And the spooky head smiled and smirked. :o)