A/N: RE-POSTED! To be honest, I wrote this AGES ago, it was one my very first IY fics!. I just found it again, and decided to remove the dust from its covers and post it again, under a different name, with a few touches here and there and… well…

The story is based on Shakespeare's "Midsummer night's dream" (Misao-CG is BAD translating Titles from Spanish to English), is a funny parody without rhyme, (read: Misao-CG is also bad at rhyme), and I only want to entertain. A little warning (besides the obvious terrible grammar and the character's potty mouths): I spelled Shakespeare's characters names (Oberon, Titania and Puck) as I read it in spanish, I still can't find the original names, so, bear with it: the deal here is they are magical and mischief beings (And if some of you can help me with that, I will really appreciate it!).

Expect OOC… a REAL OOC.

Standard Disclaimer applies to 'Inu-Yasha, a feudal fairy tale' by Rumiko Takahashi and to 'A Midsummer night's dream' By William Shakespeare

"A Strange Dream During Midwinter."

Chapter #1:

Enters Oberon.

Boredom. That what he could feel at the time. Boredom. And intense and unbelievable boredom.

"Puck? Could you remind me WHY are we here?"

"Lady Titania is here. You know, she said she wanted to fix some quarrel between lovers, same old, same old…"

"Hmpf. Puck?"

"Yes, milord?"

"Get lost."

Lord Oberon crossed his arms behind his head, settled himself in the tree branch and stared at the sunset. He stayed like that for a few moments, trying to figure out why he had followed his wife to this forsaken land, way in the other side of the planet in the first place.

"HA! Solving a lover's quarrel My ASS." The magical lord thought. "If Titania wants to solve a 'lover's quarrel', why she doesn't begins with our marriage first?"

As you can say, Oberon's and Titania's marriage wasn't an exactly a fairy tale with a happy ending. Actually, the marriage was passing through a crisis. For a change.

And talking about crisis…

A girl, a lovely human girl, about 15-16 years old, wearing strange clothes, came running into his view, her face buried in her hands, crying bitterly. She sat under the tree in which he was, wept a little more and tried to control her. Oberon blinked… not knowing if to feel amused or what. After a few seconds, he decided that the vision was, indeed, a sorry sight. He got a little worried and jumped down, landing with grace beside her. He knelt carefully… and then he noticed.

The child got some magic in her. A very powerful magic and if he wasn't careful enough, she could detect him easily. I must say, that Oberon was being invisible at the moment, and he didn't have any intentions to be visible to the mortals, so, he decided to be careful.

And to his BIG surprise, the child snapped her head up and checked her surroundings, as is looking for him, but… her sorrow was so deep that her senses were malfunctioning at the moment. She resumed her cries.

"Oh… I see. Unrequited love. How Awful!" Muttered Oberon, caressing the child's hair, always unnoticed. He noted a wound in her arm. Oberon scanned her heart. "Mortals! You fell deeply in love, my child. Your feeling is something beautiful and remarkable: you love your guy as I love my wife… but, you're ignored by him as I'm being ignored by her… Poor you!."

"Kagome!." Another feminine voice echoed nearby. "Where are you!."

At the sound of this, the girl stopped her cries and tried to compose herself. A two-tailed kitten got close to her and nuzzled against her legs and another child, about 17 years old, came into scene, wearing strange clothing as well, but more similar to the local costumes than the first one.

"There you are! You really got me worried this time!."

"I'm fine, Sango-chan, don't worry about nothing…"

"Don't say that! Of course I'm worry!" The new girl said. "Every single time we crossed Kikyou's path you ended up crying like this. That, without mention how grouchy Inu-Yasha always behaves after it! What happened this time? Tell me, I'm your friend." Encouraged the new girl, visibly concerned about her younger friend. Oberon sat besides the girls and picked Kirara up to pet her. The neko welcomed the attention.

"Nothing important… just… them…"

"Let me guess… Kikyou kissed him again?." The child named Kagome nodded and cried again. Her friend cursed under breath.

"They kissed each other… again…"

"They? I doubt it. I will bet my right arm that B#& kissed him, and not vice-versa, but that's my opinion… You are hurt!."

"It's nothing! I fell back there… and 'landed' against this arm. We better go back." Kagome said, standing up, helped by her friend.

"As you wish, but not without going to the creek first: We had to clean those tears… You will not want Inu-Yasha know that you've been crying!"

Oberon watched as the girls walked away. They never noticed him there, neither the little play he got with the two-tailed kitten. He stood up and put his hands on his hips, sighing.

"Funny Mortals! They're the mourning type. Typical: love triangle!. I pity that poor child: she gave her heart to someone already taken by other." Whispered Oberon sighing. "Mmh, Titania was looking for a girl involved in a Love Triangle, maybe that child is that one. She got power in her, no doubt about it…"

"My lord is right!." Said a voice above him. Oberon scowled, that was Puck! "It's her, I heard that from the fairies!."

"Puck! I think I told you to Get Lost!." Oberon said not very happy… but then he thought better. "What do you know about that story? That child really got me!" He asked.

"My lord wants to know that story?." Puck asked as he jumped down the tree. "It's a long one, I tell you!."

"I love long stories! Tell me everything you know about it: don't miss a single detail, and don't you dare to lie to me, and if you do that, I will know!."

"My lord! I'm will never lie to you!."

"Yeah, right!."

"Well then, I will tell you the story. 50 years ago…"

Kikyou stopped dead on her trail, fisting her hands in fury. She dropped herself to the ground to catch her breath. She was in despair, she Was Jealous! But she didn't cried. Only the living cried and she was technically dead.

She had failed again. She had crossed paths with Inu-Yasha, she failed again into killing him, and instead, she kissed him!…

But him…

He had whispered that pitiful girl's name instead of hers! The name of that noisy, useless, annoying girl! Worst: he was thinking in HER when he returned the kiss, and he didn't stop thinking about HER the whole time, not a single moment!.

He loved her pathetic excuse for a reincarnation and not her, the original.

Anxiously, she came back to reality. She stood up, dusted herself, and fixed her hair. Her face recovered it's characteristically insensibility and once again, she was the undead miko, and started to think a new way to kill her former love or make him suffer.

She'll kill Kagome. That'll be the perfect way of having her revenge against her, to recover her soul back and to make Inu-Yasha suffer, to make him live HELL on earth. She had decided, to kill Kagome in front of him one of these days.

Little Bells ringing

She felt magic. A strong foreign magic crawling in the forest. She turned her nose up at that and kept walking, a little bit upset.

"Fairies! Just what we need it in Nihon! I better get out: I don't like when the woods are plagued by a bunch of filthy fairies." She said out loud. She stopped, she had sensed another presence. "Another youkai. Hmpf."

The undead quickened her pace and soon she was out of the forest. Her soul gathering insect followed her as she walked away.

To Be Continue.

By

Misao-CG.