Hermione Granger and the trouble with Lavender.
Ok, this is about how Hermione's feeling when Ron's going out with Lavender. I wrote the song to the tune of "If we were a movie" by Hannah Montana. Again I don't own the characters.
Chapter 1: Broken Hearted
Hermione Granger was sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room alone. She was trying to write her Transfiguration essay, but was very distracted by the sight of Ron and Lavender in a chair on the other side of the room. "Ugh! She is so evil. I want to tear her guts out. How dare she steal the boy who I really love!" Hermione said to herself, very quietly so no-one could hear. Her friend Ginny Weasley walked up to the table and sat down next to her.
"Hi Hermione. It looks like she's eating his face, doesn't it?" Ginny spoke with the last bit with such a look of great disgust upon her face. "Hi Ginny. I used to like Lavender, but now, just look at her! How can Ron stand her?" Hermione looked at Ginny. Ginny took no notice and picked up Hermione's notebook. "No! Don't read that! It's private" Hermione told Ginny.
"Why can't I read it? It's not as if I'm going to blab your secrets." Ginny opened the notebook, took one look at the first page and started sniggering. "Why is Ron's name written all over the page in little hearts?" Ginny stared hard at Hermione, who started blushing furiously. Without waiting for Hermione to answer, Ginny went on. "You fancy Ron! Just admit it Hermione. You made it so obvious."
"All right, I do fancy him. I just can't believe he'd go out with Lavender, that's really low." Hermione told Ginny. Ginny turned to the next page and saw the title of the song "Oh Ronald Weasley.". Hermione looked around to make sure no-one could hear and started to sing it.
"Uh oh, there you go again, snogging Lavender.
Yeah you, you're charming, why you always kissing her?
I know how you always make me feel
Either better or worse
But then again
Why do you want it to end?
Oh Ronald Weasley
You are the one
Why don't you know that
That I really love you
Now and forever
Oh Ronald Weasley
I love you!
Yeah, yeah, when you see me, I can hear it in your voice
Oh sure, wanna see me, and tell me all about kissing her
La, la, I'll be acting through my tears
Guess you'll never know
That I should win
An O.W.L for this scene I'm in
Oh Ronald Weasley
You are the one
Why don't you know that
That I really love you
Now and forever
Oh Ronald Weasley
I love you!
Wish I could tell you there's a twist
Some kind of hero in disguise
And we're not together just yet, now playing
Wish I could tell you there's a kiss
There's even more than that in my mind
Could be amazing
Oh Ronald Weasley
You are the one
Why don't you know that
That I really love you
Now and forever
Oh Ronald Weasley
I love you!
Oh Ronald Weasley
You are the one
Why don't you know that
That I really love you
Now and forever
Oh Ronald Weasley
I love you!"
Hermione finished singing and looked at Ginny for her reaction. "Wow! That was really good. How long did it take you to write the song?" Ginny said with a smile.
"Oh, about a week. I needed to plan it first, then write it. I needed a really good tune to sing it to as well. I changed the words to a Muggle singer's song. Her name is Hannah Montana. She's about 15 and she's really good." Hermione told Ginny.
"You are so totally amazing! You should show Ron the song you wrote."
"I can't Ginny. He'll laugh at me, and besides, he's too busy snogging Lavender to even talk to me. I'm never going to show him it."
"Oh OK. But I really think he'd like it…."
"Shut up. Before I hex you into the next century!" But Hermione was laughing as she said it.
Harry walked over to the table. Hermione hastily shut the notebook and stuffed it in her bag. Harry sat down and looked curiously from Hermione to Ginny. "Hi guys. You have got the strangest expressions on your faces. Is everything OK?"
"Hi Harry. Apart from Ron going out with Lav-Lav, everything's fine." Hermione told Harry
"Yeah, that girl's got more moves than the Giant Squid in a duel!" Ginny piped up.