I got the idea of this story from The View and ET. It's basically a gossip show for the warriors cats.
Jayfeather: Hello, and welcome to GT, Gossip tonight! I'm your host, Jayfeather, and welcome to the show that gives you a full update on everything happening with the stars!
Cinderheart: And I'm his co-host, Cinderheart!
Jayfeather: We know, you stupid mrrow!
Cinderheart: *gasps* Jayfeather, I never jnew you could be so offensive!
Jayfeather: Well that's how I am!
Cinderheart: *weeping* To think I once had kits with you!
Jayfeather: *confused* I didn't have kits with you
Cinderheart: Uh, oh. You weren't supposed to hear that...
Jayfeather: Why not, Cinderheart?
Cinderheart: Let's just say that I had a large supply of poppy seeds, and that what I did to you is illegal for twolegs...
Jayfeather: I'm going to kill you after the show...
Lionblaze: Hi! I'm main reporter and part of the main camera crew
Icecloud: Hi! I'm the second main reporter and I have a crush on Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: Icecloud, who doesn't know that?
Icecloud: You, because you won't ask me out!
Lionblaze: I have crushes too!
Jayfeather: Anyway, let's go to StarWatch! Yesterday, we caught two naughty stars at a bar in ThunderClan. If you guessed Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw, you've guessed right! Let's go to Scorchwillow with the story.
Scorchwillowe: *at a bar in ThunderClan* Thanks Jayfeather. Well folks, it seems that Brambleclaw has forgiven Squirrelflight for the biggest scandal in the history of mating season!
Here today, we have Squirrelflight, ready for an interview. Tell me, Squirrelflight, what happened last night?
Squirrelflight: *next to Scorchwillow* Well, Scorchwillow, last night, I had the bartender take a video of the night, and I'll tell you about he events before.
Well, I went to Willowpelt last night, and I asked her to teach me the art of seduction. After gruesome hours of training, she told me to test my skills out, and eventually, I went to different bar with Crowfeather. After an hour or so, he was so drunk that he finally mated with me, and I am now carrying his kits.
Then I went to the bartender and asked him to take a video of the night. He obliged, for a fee.
Scorchwillow: What was the fee?
Squirrelflight: I had to sleep with him.
Scorchwillow: ...
Squirrelflight: Well, anyway, I have the tape here for all you at home.
Scorchwillow: Great! *puts on tape*
Squirrelflight walks into a bar with Brambleclaw beside her.
"Hey, Bartender! Can we have the strongest wine you've got?" she asks. Brambleclaw raises his eyebrow, but dosen't say anything.
The bartender brings the shots, and Squirrelflight immediately downs hers. She gives Brambleclaw a look that says, well, and he downs his too. They order more and more until, Brambleclaw has a hangover. They're both very close, until the closeness becomes hugging, then kissing, then making out, then mating.
Scorchwillow: Three toms in one day?
Squirrelflight: *giddy* Yep!
Scorchwillow: And you know that you're having three sets of kits?
Squirrelflight: Yep!
Scorchwillow: Can you teach me the art of seduction?
Squirrelflight: Yep!
Scorchwillow: Can you only say 'yep' right now?
Squirrelflight: Yep!
Scorchwillow: Can you give me 10 million?
Squirrelflight: Nope!
Scorchwillow: Dang it... Back to you, Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: *In studio* Thanks, Scorchwillow! Anyway, We need more reporters, so please give us your OC reporters, and send in any news you have. Thanks for watching, and have a good night trying not to get killed by Dark Forest Wannabees.
Tigerstar: *watching from Dark Forest on a couch* Hey! We're not wannabees! Are we mommy?
Leopardfoot: *visiting Tigerstar; on the same couch* Yes, sonny! You're the biggest wannabee in the world! You make Ravenpaw look like a heavyman!
Hawkfrost: *comes in with a beer can* (whistling)
Leopardfoot: You too!
Hawkfrost: *staring at Leopardfoot, confused* ...
Well, you heard them. I want you guys to give in Ocs, pairings, stories.
Ex.
Pairing: HeatherxLion and i'll do a story about it
Story 1: Heather and Lion at the movies and I'll do a story about it
Story 2: Bluestar: And I'll do a story about her; you can give details, like buying a newspaper, or new manniqin
See you next time, on GT, exclusively on the Lightningstorm channel!