Epov
I was going to kill Emmett. How dare he touch Bella's panties? I haven't even got to touch them no I couldn't think like that I was a gentleman .when I found Emmett he was talking to an army of bears huge fluffy pink bears. When he heard me he looked up oh hey bro you here help me and the fuzzy buns take over the world. That pulled me up short. Who the hell are the fuzzy buns? I demand. That's the name of the army he told me. That was all I could take I punched him so hard he flew through seven deferent trees. It made me feel better I just felt sorry the trees. I watched as he got up he looked at me like I was crazy I just laughed at him .what the hell was that for he demanded. That's for looking at Bella's panties. I hit him angina what was that one for that was for touching her panties. With that, I ran back to the house to apologize to my Bella.
Empov
I was sitting in the woods minding my own business and plotting to take over the world with the fuzzy buns .when Edward come out of no were.I asked him if he wanted to help and what does he do punch me he punches me and man does he punch hard
~Fin~