I know this has been done a couple times but I thought it would be fun to write! The girl in her is named Koya. She is a Jashinist and Hidan has been buried for 3 years. And Koya finds him.

What will their response be?

No its not a one shot!

Begin:

A girl was walking around the forest trying to find a sacrifice.

"Now who can I sacrifice today? I hope it doesn't have to be an animal again." Koya mumbled.

Yes she was with Jashin. Though sometimes she forgets about her religion to hang with her friends. But sadly her immortally is going away. She has been forgetting her rituals and forgets to pray. She used to be a Christian, but she had her reasons to become a Jashinist.

"Uhhhhhhhhh!" she heard coming from the ground.

She froze and looked around. She took out her scythe and held it up.

"Whoever you are come out and fight!" Koya yelled.

Her scythe was black and blue. And she still had blood on it from the last kill.

"Where is this coming from?" Koya thought.

She started to back up then tripped on a bunch of rocks.

"Ow." Koya rubbed her head.

"Hey if anyone is up there help me!!" she heard a yell.

She looked at the pile of rocks she fell on.

"Hello?" Koya said.

"Yeah dumb ass who is up there help me!" she heard again.

"Who are you and where are you?" Koya asked.

"You idiot under the rocks your sitting on!" the voice yelled.

Koya jumped off the rocks and began to push them all out of the way.

"Why am I doing it this way?" Koya thought.

She swung her scythe at the rocks and they all turned to dust and some silver hair showed. She put her scythe on her back and pulled at the hair.

"Be easy!" the voice shouted.

She got his head out and he was just a head and she was holding him by the hair.

"Man you're as bad as Kakuzu." it was Hidan of course.

"Uh yeah you're a head and you're buried. How are you err alive?" Koya asked.

"I'm imortal!" Hidan said.

"Really? Its hard to tell." Koya rolled her eyes.

"Oh shit where did my rosary go!?" Hidan yelled.

"What does it look like?" Koya questioned.

"It has the Jashin symbol and-"

"Jashin?" Koya stopped him.

"Yes!" Hidan growled.

Koya pulled a chain hanging from her neck and pulled it off and it was exactly like Hidan's.

"You're a Jashinist too?" Hidan asked.

"Yes, my name is Koya." Koya told him.

"Explains the scythe." Hidan said.

"Yeah but I'm loosing my immortally." Koya said.

"What!?" Hidan yelled.

"Just where is the rest of your body?" Koya asked.

"I don't know, more deep under." Hidan shrugged.

"Just great." Koya sighed.

"Can you get it?" Hidan asked.

"Yeah yeah sure." Koya shrugged and set Hidan's head next to a tree and jumped into the hole.

She soon came out with the body which was all torn up and spiders were crawling out of it.

"Yuck." Koya set the body next to Hidan.

"Now we need to find Kakuzu." Hidan said.

"Who is he?" Koya questioned.

"You ever heard of akatsuki?" Hidan asked.

"Yes." Koya nodded.

"I was a member." Hidan told her.

"Well most of them are whipped out I heard." Koya said.

"What?!" Hidan yelled.

"And that Kakuzu guy is dead." Koya told him.

"Wha-what?!" Hidan yelled.

"Word is only 5 members are left." Koya said.

"Just perfect!" Hidan growled.

"But I know where the new akatsuki base is. I was sent on a mission to find their base and succeeded. I'll take you there." Koya offered.

"Sounds fine with me." Hidan shrugged.

Koya started to put his body back together since she knew how to sow his head back on. Then she helped him up to his feet and she started to lead the way.

"So…" Koya said breaking the silence.

"So can you tell me what you know about akatsuki?" Hidan asked.

"Uh well…I know there are only five left and where the hideout is." Koya shrugged.

"You ever met anyone in akatsuki other then me?" Hidan questioned.

"Um, since I'm from the Leaf I've met Itachi. But…" Koya stopped.

"But what?" Hidan looked at her.

"He's dead." Koya answered.

"Really?! Who killed him?!" Hidan was really asking questions now.

"Sasuke Uchiha." Koya said.

"Wow, killed by his brother." Hidan sighed.

"And he killed Deidara." Koya told him.

"Man never expected that Sasuke kid to be strong." Hidan said.

"Me neither. And we're almost to your base." Koya assured him.

"Hopefully they'll still want me." Hidan mumbled.

"I'm sure they'll want you back." Koya said.

"I think I sense someone here." Hidan told her in a whisper.

Koya froze. Hidan looked to a tree.

"Zetsu? Are you here?" Hidan asked the tree.

Zetsu came out of the tree and looked at him.

"How are you here?" Zetsu questioned.

"And who's the girl?" Zetsu's black side said.

"Her name is Koya. She found my head and body and she's a Jashinist too." Hidan told him.

"I see. Are you coming back into akatsuki?" Zetsu asked.

"Yes that's what I'm here for." Hidan scowled.

"We need a lot of members. Lets go." Zetsu said then started to walk with Hidan to show him the new base.

"Bye Hidan." Koya waved then started to walk home.

Hidan just made a grunt and walked back to the base with Zetsu.

"I wonder if I'll ever see him again." Koya thought.

Koya walked into the fields of here clan and started to walk home.

Lets skip 2 years. And Koya is 16 by the way.

2 years later:

It was Koya's 18th birthday. Though she never cared for parties. Since she would be celebrating millions of them. She was barley immortal anymore.

"Come on Koya! Your friends are here!" her mom yelled.

Her mom's name is Kiya. (Ki a) Oh and for Koya its (Koy a)

"I don't want to!" Koya growled.

"Even when I bought you the dress you wanted!" Kiya scowled.

The dress was all red. Blood red actually.

"Fine." Koya came down with her hair dyed red. Her original color was brown.

"You look nice." Kiya smiled.

"Whatever." Koya mumbled.

"Hey Koya!" one of her friends shouted.

That was her best friend named Mayla. (May la) She was the one who told her about Jashin.

"Hey Mayla!" Koya smiled.

"18th birthday huh?" Mayla said.

"Yeah remember when we first met?" Koya reminded.

"Yeah, I hope you don't mind being immortal a little." Mayla said.

"I'm fine with it, I'm loosing my immortally anyway." Koya shrugged.

"Yeah…hey you want to go into the forest?!" Mayla asked.

"Uh why?" Koya questioned.

"Just for a walk!" Mayla answered.

"Uh okay." Koya went outside with her friend.

"Only one demon left in the world huh?" Mayla looked at the clouds. "Thanks to the Akatsuki."

Koya didn't say anything. She remembered Hidan instantly.

"I hope Akatsuki don't win." Mayla sighed.

They kept walking in the forest until they heard voices.

They heard this: "Pein you really need to stop worrying."

"Who was that?" Mayla asked quietly.

Koya was frozen.

"Koya!" Mayla said quietly.

Mayla pushed her friend behind a tree and a women and a man with a bunch of piercings passed by. And they wore black cloaks with red clouds on them.

"Akatsuki." Mayla thought.

"Konan you have no idea, we have lost too many members." the man mumbled.

"Come on Pein, I bet we'll win, all we need is the kyuubi kid Naruto and then we can complete our goals." the girl smiled.

"Just stay still and don't make a sound." Mayla thought.

"I think someone is watching us Pein." the girl told him.

Mayla froze.

"Crap did she see us!" Mayla thought.

"I know, I sense that someone is here." the man nodded.

Mayla tried not to gulp. The women turned into paper and disappeared.

"Where did that women go?" Mayla thought.

Just then Mayla felt herself be grabbed she turned around to see…a paper angel?

"Shit!" Mayla tried to get away but she wasn't strong enough.

The women grabbed Koya and Mayla and came back to to the side of the man.

"Yep two girls were watching us." the women nodded.

"Crap crap!" Mayla thought trying to get away.

"What should we do with them Pein?" the girl asked.

"We'll question them once we get back to the base." the man answered.

"Q-question us?! This will not turn out well!" Mayla thought.

Koya was still frozen from fear, fright, and that the fact that they were Akatsuki. Koya though knew what was going on.

"Maybe that Hidan guy will be there and he can save us! But I look way different! Shit!" Koya was snapping out of her shock. "Glad I brought my scythe." Koya thought.

Koya reached for her scythe on her back. The women noticed and grabbed the scythe.

"Nice try." the girl said.

"Shit!" Koya mumbled.

"We'll head back now." the man said then started to walk away.

Konan dragged Koya and Mayla with them. Koya was praying holding her necklace.

"Stop praying Koya." Mayla whispered to Koya quietly. "It won't help."

"I don't care its worth a shot." Koya whispered back.

Mayla rolled her eyes. Soon they were coming up to a rocky base. A man with a mask was out there with a guy with blue skin.

"You really need a new partner." the masked man sighed.

"Shut up I'm going to ask leader when he gets back." the shark like guy scowled.

"They're back." the masked one said.

"Who the hell do they have with them?" the blue skin one said.

"I don't know." the masked one shrugged.

"We're back guys." the women smiled.

"Who are they." the shark one pointed to the girls.

"They were watching Konan and I so we will question them." the orange haired one answered.

"I bet everyone is starting to send more spies to catch us." the masked one pointed out.

Koya and Mayla were catching all these names. Though Koya started to think about Hidan again. She held her rosary tightly shaking at the same time.

"Madara get the rest of the Akatsuki." the piercing man ordered.

The masked one nodded and went inside the base.

"What is that the red haired girl holding?" the blue skin one pointed at Koya.

Koya froze. The blue skin one walked over to Koya and grabbed the necklace.

"Jashin." the blue skin one looked confused.

Koya tried to hold in her anger but that was her necklace so she got pissed.

"Hey give that back its part of my fu…… religion!" Koya yelled.

"Whoa you have a mouth like Hidan, and he has this same rosary." the blue guy pointed out.

"Well duh its for Jashin! And do you mean the immortal Hidan?!" Koya asked.

"How do you-" the blue guy was cut off.

"I know a Hidan of Akatsuki!" Koya growled.

"Koya stop it!" Mayla whispered to her friend.

"Give me back my damn necklace!" Koya shouted.

"Shesh you are as bad as Hidan." the blue guy threw the necklace at Koya.

Koya put the necklace back on and let out a sigh of releif.

"I think we should kill them." the masked man said.

"We'll question them first." the orange haired man sighed.

The two girls were taken into the orange haired man's office. They knew that he was the leader by now.

"Shit we are so dead!" Mayla mumbled.

"You'll die I won't." Koya whispered to Mayla.

"Shut up the leader is coming." Mayla whispered back.

It was true the leader came in and the girls froze.

"You better not lie, I can tell when you're lying." the man said.

Koya bit her lip. She didn't want to get in anymore trouble then they already were in.

"First of all who are you?" the man asked.

At first Mayla hesitated but decided she should tell.

"Mayla of the Leaf." Mayla answered bravely.

"And I'm Koya of the Leaf." Koya said.

"What were you doing in the forest?" the man questioned.

"Just taking a walk." Mayla replied.

"Then we hid when we heard voices." Koya said.

"This is for the red head. How do you know Hidan?" the man asked.

Koya bit her lip thinking of what to say.

"My name is Koya and I met him 2 years ago in the forest. I set him free from where he was buried and took him close to this base and I also met that plant guy." Koya answered without any fear.

"So you were the one who brought Hidan back?" the man questioned a little shocked.

"Yes, he was only a head and so I found his body and took him close enough for that plant guy to see us." Koya answered.

"I'm going to ask Hidan if he knows you." the man said.

"I had brown hair and I didn't have a red dress on. He won't remember me even with my name." Koya sighed.

The man glared at her.

"We will keep you here. We can't let you go now that you know where we are." the man said.

"My name is Pein leader of the Akatsuki. Call me Pein or sir. As long as you don't call me leader. You are not a member." the man scowled.

"I can't believe we aren't dead." Mayla thought.

"I will be picking someone to room with you." Pein told them to follow him.

They didn't want to get in trouble so they followed. Hidan was on the couch lounging.

"I'm calling a meeting." Pein said.

"Who the hell are those girls?" Hidan sat up on the couch.

"They will be staying with us because they know too much about us. Their names are Koya and Mayla." Pein told him.

"Koya?" Hidan looked shocked.

"I'm Koya! I'm the girl who saved you 2 years ago!" Koya growled.

"You are that girl?! But that girl had brown hair!" Hidan went to Koya.

"I dyed my hair! And my mom made me wear a dress today." Koya mumbled the last part.

"Why? When I met you, you were wearing different clothes." Hidan asked.

"Today was my birthday. I would rather die. I hate being immortal." Koya answered.

"How old are you now?" Hidan questioned.

"18 years." Koya replied.

"You must be that girl!" Hidan smiled.

Koya had her scythe back and held it out. It was still black and blue.

"Wow you still are with Jashin!" Hidan said.

"Its an awesome religion at times!" Koya admitted.

"Can you two stop so we can gather the others." Pein growled.

"Yeah yeah." Hidan mumbled walking away.

They walked away too and gathered everyone in the meeting room.

"Sorry I'm late leader." Zetsu came out from the ground.

"Its fine." Pein sighed.

Zetsu found a seat and sat next to Kisame. Madara sat in the front next to Konan. Hidan sat alone.

"anyway I've called this meeting about these two girls." Pein pointed to the two the girls.

"Why the hell are we here for them?" Kisame asked.

"They'll be staying with us and we need to figure out who they'll be rooming with." Pein answered.

"Why can't they have one of the old member's rooms?" the masked one asked.

"We need someone to make sure they don't run away." Pein replied.

Everyone was mumbling. Koya was counting how many there were.

"Wow I was right, there are only 5 members but now that Hidan is here that makes 6." Koya thought.

"I guess Koya can room with me." Hidan shrugged.

"I guess I'll take that Mayla girl." Kisame mumbled.

"Then its settled. Mayla will go with Kisame and Koya will be with Kisame." Pein said.

"I get a fish." Mayla mumbled.

"Shark!" Kisame yelled at her.

Mayla rolled her eyes.

"Dismissed." Pein said.

OMG! This was 10 pages on my writer thing!

Hope you'll enjoy this story! Took me 2 weeks to write this and catch up with all my other stories!

I've been in the writing mood!

Please review and tell me what you think!

This was 2,783 words I had to write! O-O