This is not how I write. I'm just writing like this because I was bored and wanted to do a parody of My Immortal. Please read my other stories for an example of how I actually write. Parodies of Tara's author's notes will also be parodied. My real ANs will be in bold. K bye.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS FIC- EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE- ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL AND EDITED FROM MY IMMORTAL. THE ORIGINAL TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY TARA GILESBIE... POORLY. THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND TOTAL RAPE OF CANON AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE. THE AUTHOR IS ALSO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING STABLE OF HORROR BECAUSE HE'S A LAZY SACK OF SHIT. HE'LL UPDATE IT WHENEVER.
Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my bf (not in that way wer jus frends) kenny, deadlyhood555 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Clyde ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Indigo Sh'adowy Evilus Karen Payne and I have long indigo blue hair (that's how I got my name) with red streaks and purple tips that reaches my mid-back and emerald green eyes like ivy and a lot of people tell me I look like April Stewart (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Liam Payne but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a school called South Park High in Colorado where I'm in the ninth grade (I'm fifteen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, blue fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing purple lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and blue eye shadow. I was walking outside South Park High. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Indigo!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Kyle Broflovski!
"What's up Kyle?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!