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This time I'll get her, Integra thought
For years she traumatized the new soldiers with the "Look at the mirror" bit. But now we'll see how she does without it.
And, so Integra had set out with her way of doing things. It ended the same way it always had.
"aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"You're kidding right? Hahaha"
"Ha ha haah- Good one. Now what's this really about?"
"Hey- hey do we get to use magic? I wanna use magic."
As normal Seras stepped forward.
"See tha-", she started when she saw that the mirror was gone. "You removed it", she said with a hurt voice. She turned back to the men and with a light smile said, "Oh well. There are other ways" and grabbed her neck with both hands.
Integra had only a moment to utter The Famous Last Words
"Uh –oh"
Seras pulled up and tore her head from her body in a fountain of blood. Dropping her left hand and gripped her hair with the right she jerked her head at the closest soldier.
"What was that about not believing in vampires? ", the head asked.
One by one the men reacted in the most reasonable fashion considering the circumstances: Pass out.