Chapter one [Stan's pov]

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"You won't get away from us" shouted Kyle as he ran after the kishin he and I had been following "come on Stan" yelled Kyle holding out his hand.

"Ya ya" I said as I jumped up with my hands in my pockets and changed in to my bastard sword form falling in to Kyle's hand.

As Kyle griped my handle with both hands he stopped and held me up right.

"Now Stan it's time" said Kyle his voice as serious as it could ever be.

"Are you sure you remember what happened to butters and Kenny" I asked Kyle as he continued to stare at the fleeing kishin.

"yes I'm positive now let's go"

"Soul resonance"

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"wow" I said as I sat up in my bed holding my head from my crazy dream and not only was this dream utterly mad but it was repetitive it's the only dream that iv had for almost a month now. For some rezone I knew I should tell Kyle he's been asking what wrong for a long time now but he's my best friend I should have told him a long time ago. However I still had many questions that I needed answered one what was that beast I saw two why were me and Kyle chasing it three how did I change in to a sword four what was soul resonance and five was this happening to anyone else?

Well when I got to school I pulled Kyle aside and agents my better judgment told him about my dream and the entire time he kept a strait serious face listing carefully to every thing I said.

"Well Stan the only thing I can think of is to ask our parents and I say our because you're dream sounds just like the one I had last night and I think we should ask Kenny and butters about it too remember that you said something about them too" said Kyle he was right maybe our parents did know something so after school me, Kyle, Kenny, butters, and cartman went over to my house and sat my parents down to talk.

"no this can't be happening to my own son why did it have to affect him too" said randy as he put his face in his hands in sadness of what he had just heard.

"now don't be like that randy we knew this would happen someday it's in our blood that Stan would become a weapon and you know it the best thing we can do know is tell hit the truth and the best way to do that is by demonstrating" said my mom as she got up and so did my dad I had no idea what was going on until my mom rose her hand the way Kyle did in my dream.

Just as my mom raised her hand my dad changed in to a great sword and swirled in to her hand.

"Holy shit" was all I could say as I saw my mom holding a huge sword in her hand that used to be my dad.

"Watch your mouth Stanly now you see your dad is a weapon and we didn't want this to happen to you we were hoping you would become a mister like me and Shelly did but judging from your dream you are a weapon like your father and Kyle is your mister. Now let me just say it's a good thing that you found your mister so soon it took your father months to find me" my mom said as my dad changed back in to a human.

"… ok now I have even more questions one what is a mister and two what do you mean Shelly is one too" I asked as my parents sat back down.

"Well you see there are many things in this world that you don't know about. So im going to break it down there are weapons, misters, kishins, witches, and humans. Weapons are humans that can change in to different weapons and this is normally hereditary and is passed down from father to son or mother to daughter. Now misters are humans who can match soul wave lengths with a weapon if the wavelengths don't match the weapons can't be held or used. Kishins are humans whose souls have become stained and impure from madness and evil and can never go back. Witches are extremely power being who use the magic to completely disregard all law and seek power and anarchy. And well anything you need to know about humans you can learn from your teacher. However from now on all you boys are being home school and will be taught how to use weapons and souls by me and the other parents but for now it's time for bed so all of you go home and I will call you're parent and tell them what's happened. Good night" after my mom was done with her explonashin I went up to my room and passed out hopeing that all of this would go back to normal the way it always did here in our quiet mounten town of south park.

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Ok im just trying this out and seeing if I works I hope people don't hate it because im trying my best ok not realy im like totally half assing this whole thing but still it's not as bad as I could be.