Behind One's Eyes
Author: Us
The Crappy Beginning
Summary: Everybody's favorite hanyou seems to have gotten "sat" one to many times. Now he can hear what should not be heard by the male species. Yep, you guessed it; women's thoughts...God help him...
Yang: Sooooo???? I have a good feeling that you're all InuYasha fanatics.....I hope otherwise, you should get the hell outta here.....
Ying: Ying here!!!! HI!!!!! (I'm the crazy one...) I have absolutely nothing to say whatsoever.
Yang: (After bashing Ying over the head with the toaster for being a complete idiot..) Anywayz......this part is supposta be where the disclaimer is but being who we are, we stole it from Rumiko Takahashi.....sorry...
Ying: (Yeah, sure you are...) Anyway, now I have Sesshy all for myself. (Now you see me running away from all you rabid Sesshy fangirls...)
Yang: Hey idiot, why would rabid Sesshy fangirls be reading a InuYasha/ Kagome fanfiction?
Ying: What!!! You're not gonna have Sesshy in this one????? (Starts crying) WHAAAA!!!!!!
Yang: Nope nope not planning on it you big crybaby...(whacks her yet again in the head with...nope not the toaster....but with the frying pan)
Ying: Can we do the disclaimer now????? Please!!!!!! (Holding poor broken head in hands.)
Yang: InuYasha will never belong to us (unfortunately) But we will be borrowing it from our lord and savior Rumiko Takahashi......
Ying: Note to all flamers: You send flame, I read your story, and send an even BIGGER flame!!!!
The story begins....(hazy get that dry ice away from me......I'm choking)
"Guys, I'm back and I brought some food!" Kagome yelled from the Bone-Eater's well.
"Ramen????" A very familiar hanyou's head popped up from the bushes.
Kagome's face suddenly turned bright red. You could actually see the steam flooding from her ears.
"RAMEN??? All you think about is ramen!!!!!!!! I do prepare other dishes!!!!!!"
"Yeah, but the others aren't as good as the ramen. Especially that nasty eggy thing," InuYasha said making a pathetic face.
"InuYasha I highly doubt you should have said that to a lady such as beautiful as Kagome," Miroku said.
"You should talk, you lecher!"
"Inu-Yas-ha....." Kagome slowly stated.
"Kagome please calm your-.." Sango tried to say calmly.
"SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!!!!!!!!"
All you saw was a gigantic hole in the shape of InuYasha in place of where he stood. Kagome, still mad, walked to the Bone-Eater's well and went back to her own time.
"Well I guess we should dig him out since he's so far in and all," Miroku sighed. "Or, shall I just use the Wind Tunnel to suck him out of there, eh Sango?"
"No, don't use the Wind Tunnel!!" InuYasha yelled, jumping out of the hole.
"Oh, you're up...And now you're down..." Sango said, shaking her head.
Yang: So? Sorry it was short, but we're newbies give us time....please?
Ying: Please R&R. And remember, you flame, I will flame back. BIGGER.
Ying&Yang: Where there's a Ying there's a Yang. (Corny, we know)