A Deserted Island
"Two Years" John said "Two years we've been stuck on this island, and how many boats have we seen?"
"None" Randy answered looking up from his paper which was dated 7th March 2003
"Two years, surly someone must know were missing"
"Or, maybe they assume we went down with the cruise ship" Randy answered "we were lucky to get the only life boat though"
"Yes" John answered "The one big enough for at least 50 people but you go and pull the release mechanism as soon as you got on" John said his voice now rising "i was lucky that i could jump that far"
"Unlucky for me though" Randy muttered
"What was that?"
"Nothing" Randy answered "anyway it was your fault we were on that cruise ship in the first place"
"What do you mean" John asked
"If we hadn't gone to that gay bar you thought wasn't we wouldn't be in this mess" Randy answered
"It was you who started the fight" John pointed out
"Only cause every man in the room tried to get off with me" Randy answered
"So you thought the logical idea was to stab that guy"
"I didn't mean to get him in heart" Randy Shouted back
"We were lucky to run into that bloke in the back ally" John said
"No we wernt he put us that cruise ship" Randy replied
"It was either that or face the New York police department" John pointed out
"Well if i knew this would happen I'd of rather stay"
"What. And get life in prison?"
"Better that then starving on this island" Randy Shouted back
"This island ain't all bad" John said
"Yes it is" Randy replied
"Ive made it look better already" John Said
"You mean that Eminem poster you put on that tree"
"Thats one thing yes" John replied
"What else then" Randy asked
"Well ive not quite got round to it yet" John replied
"You've had two years" Randy shouted
"Well its not like Ive had tools at my disposal is it" John shouted back "any way, we got jobs on that cruise ship"
"Yea, the great John and Randy's magic acts" Randy replied
"God we were bad" John said
"We wernt that bad" Randy replied
"Wernt that bad, we sucked, we were rubbish" John said
"I admit it could of gone better" Randy replied
"It was mostly your fault anyway" John pointed out
"Me"
"Yes you"
"Why me" Randy asked
"It was you who sucked" John replied
"I was alright up until the sword swollowing"
"That was the first item" John pointed out " besides your supposed to swallow the sword yourself, not ram the sword down one of the audiences throats"
"Well what about your performance"Randy said
"There was nothing wrong with my performance" John replied
"What about the sawing in half trick" Randy pointed out
"I sawed him in half didn't i" John replied
"Yes, but i think the wow factor of the trick is the putting back together part"
"Oh details, details" John replied "It's the sawing in half bit everyone wants to see, and i mastered that"
"What do you mean mastered, you were hacking away at him for hours" Randy said
"Well it went better than your grand finale of chainsaw jugglering and fireworks" John pointed out "It was that what cause the ship to sink, and the captain to lose both his arms"
"Well we survived didn't we" Randy replied
"Only cause you took the only life boat for yourself" John shouted
"Well you got us stuck on that ship in the first place" Randy shouted back
"Oh stop it were just going back to where we started, why don't we continue on making our raft"
"You mean the one made out of sticks that looks like it wouldn't even hold and ant let alone two fully grown adults" Randy said
"Well i admit it's a way from finishing" John replied
"How do expect to finish it with no trees, you use them all on that last attempt you made" Randy said
"Maybe we should just accept that were stuck here forever" John replied, then covered his eyes from a huge light
"A helicopter" Randy shouted
"Yes, a police helicopter" John replied
"John Cena, Randy Orton your under arrest for murder"
"Oh shit" John and Randy said in unison
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This is a little thing i threw together i may doa sequal if people like it