A/N: This is a Spideypool fanfiction. This story contains mature language and some boy x boy action. If you do not like this then don't read. I do not own any of the characters. I only own the plot. There are only three chapters in this story. As always, reviews are very welcome and, of course, enjoy the story. Please note that the boxes that Deadpool talks to are {…} and […].

Peter POV

Another boring school day. At least when I get home I can change into my Spider Man suit and get into some action while on patrol. Finally, the bell rang. I have to get out of this place. From here I can just change in the alleyway about a block away from campus.

5 minutes later

Great. Patrol. Seems like nothing is going on tonight. Just my luck. Today has just been plain boring and that seems to be the only end result for the rest of the day. I guess I'll just swing around to random roofs and see if I can't entertain myself that way even though I highly doubt that I will.

As I landed on a grey roof with a dirty vent I heard someone else land on the roof as well. I turn around to see Deadpool. He may be annoying but at least I can talk to someone who's actually interesting.

Deadpool POV

I landed on the roof just behind Spider Man. Damn, he's got a nice booty.

{So gay.}

[Totally gay]

"Hey, baby boy." I say totally ignoring the boxes.

"Don't call me that."

"Oh, come on Spidey. You're no fun. Maybe I'll just leave." As I start to turn around Spidey says something.

"No. Wait. Don't go."

"What was that baby boy? You want me to stay?"

"Yes Deadpool. I want you to stay. I'm bored and you're the only one here to talk to."

{Stay with him. Get a better look at that Spidey ass.}

"Don't say that."

[Oh come on. We all know that you want to fuck him.]

"Yeah true."

{Spidey ass, Spidey ass, Spidey ass.}

"Okay, I'll stay."

Spider Man POV

There he goes, talking with his boxes again. I wonder what they're saying.

"Okay, I'll stay."

"Really?"

"You sound surprised baby boy. I can't just leave that fine looking ass by itself."

"Oh, great."

So we sat there on the roof for almost two hours just talking about random stuff when I finally noticed the team and had to leave. He sounded disappointed which made me smile a little. Wait.. why did I smile? Huh. That's weird.

On my way home I couldn't help but feel like someone was following me. Ehh, whatever. I'm not in danger. If I was, my spidey sense would have gone off. Finally, I made it to my apartment.

Deadpool POV

Spidey had to go. I feel kind of sad.

[Go after him. Follow him. See where he lives.]

{Spidey ass. Spidey Ass. SPIDEY ASS!}

"Okay, I'll follow him. You really need to chill off the ass for a while though, jeez. You're a fucking addict."

{We're part of you, remember. You want that ass as bad as I do.}

"Good point."

I followed him until I saw him go into his apartment.

[Let's go inside and fuck him!]

{SPIDEY ASS!}

"I'm not going to rape Spidey."

[But you want to.]

{Admit it!}

"Of course I do. Who wouldn't want that fine ass? I just don't want him to cut me out of his life because of it."

[Fuck him!]

{Fuck him!}

"SHUT UP!"

I walked around outside his apartment for a couple minutes and finally decided to go in.