Author's note: In celebration of the new season of Game of Thrones, I have written this parody of Set fire to the Rain by Adele. Adele owns the song and George R R Martin owns the characters and other stuff.
Set Fire to the Sept
I let her die, Mycella
In Dorne where I can't protect her
I walked, through the streets
As naked as my first name day
My heart, it's hard
From the heartbreak it's been through
To see you, on the throne
Without being six feet under
But there's a side to me
That they now will know, now will know
All the things I do
They're all for you, all for you
And in the Game of Thrones
You win or die, win or die-e-e-e
I set fire to the Sept
On the day of my trial
Well, it burned and they died
And I just stood and watched, stood and watched
When I stand there
I could stay there
Close my eyes
Feel the heat forever
The Tyrells' death
Nothing's better
But there's a side to me
That they now will know, now will know
All the things I do
They were all for you, all for you
And the Game of Thrones
You win or die, win or die-e-e-e
So I set fire to the Sept
And watched you grieve, for her death
While it burned and you cried
But it's too much for you to take, for you to take
I set fire to the Sept
And watched it burn away my pain
Well you grieved for your wife
And you jumped off the ledge, off the ledge
Now I sat stop the throne
The heart that was broken is no longer there
Now they call me the Mad Queen
But I can't help but mourning for you
I set fire to the Sept
And watched you die cos of her death
Well it felt something died
Cos I know you're my last child, my last child
I set fire to the Sept
And sat atop my throne
I watched the world burn
As I become the queen, became the queen.