"Oh sorry, I was looking at it, my son goes here." Goku said. "Who exactly is your son?" The girl asked. "Oh, my son is Son Gohan." Goku said. "He's in some of my classes." The girl said. "Are you his friend?" Goku asked. "No, but a while ago we watched a video in school about Saiyans and Gohan seems very suspicious. He even has a tail now!" The girl said "Yeah, all Saiyans have those. I don't know why it would grow back though. Saiyan tails only gow back when you're a kid." Goku said. "Bye the way, what's you name?" "My name is Videl and you just admitted to Gohan being a Saiyan!" Videl said. 'ChiChi is going to kill me!' Goku thought. "Can you not tell anyone because ChiChi will kill me if she finds out!" Goku said. "Okay but Gohan has to teach me how to fly still." Videl said. "Okay that's fair. Bye Videl." Goku said as he flew off.
'Crapbaskets.' Goku thought. Goku had accidentally flew into a tree and and fell out of the sky. Goku was about to hit his head on the ground when someone flew by and caught him. "Kakarot you are pathetic." Vegeta said. "Hi buddy." Goku said. "I am no one's buddy." Vegeta said. I was going to let you fall down and suffer even more brain damage than you aleady have but then I wouldn't have a good sparring partner."
Vegeta let go of Goku and they flew back to Capsule Corp to have a spar. Goku won after two seconds and said "Thanks for the sparr buddy but I have to continue my journey as Pirate Goku!" Goku said and flew off. "I'm no one's buddy!" Vegeta yelled.
Pirate Goku was on his journey and found Ninja Goku. They worked together on there journey and became the Ultimate Fighters. They entered the World Martial Arts Tournement and fought in the finals against each other. They used Galick Guns with one hand and used Special Beam Cannons with the other hand against each other. There Ultimate Power destroyed the universe. The End.
"How did I get in Capsule Corp? Goku asked. "You hit your head on a tree and started talking about pirates and ninjas and Ultimate Power. So Bulma forced me to take you to the..." Vegeta said, but Goku cut him off and said "Sorry Vegeta but I can't stay here all day and listen to your pirate and ninja story, I have to get home." Goku said. "AHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta yelled out of pure anger.
Goku was flying home and then Vegeta caught up with him and said, "Take this for being such a damn fool!" Vegeta said. Vegeta shot a Galick Gun at Goku and he retaliated with a Kamehameha Wave. "Goku pushed Vegeta back and screamed, "What was that for?!" "It was for being a damn idiot." Vegeta said. "Kakarot stop!" Vegeta yelled. They both stopped their attacks. "Kakarot get in this box please." Vegeta said. "Is there forgiveness food in there?" Goku asked. "Yes Kakaort, there is." Vegeta said. "Yay!" Goku said as he flew into the box that Vegeta put on the ground. Vegeta trapped Goku in the box and brought him to the nearest post office. "Vegeta let me out! You tricked me!" Goku shouted. "PLease bring this to Mount Paotzu." Vegeta said. He handed the box with Goku in it and flew off.
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