A/N: Personally, I'm just surprised I resorted to this sort of idiocy. I blame it on stress. .
Sasuke Uchiha (at 10:46 PM):
What.
Tickled Pink has sent you a nudge.
Tickled Pink has sent you a nudge.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
yes?
Tickled Pink says:
I can't go tomorrow.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
D:
Tickled Pink says:
I hath practice with Shishou.
Holy crapsticks, who has training on a Sunday?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You, apparently.
All day? Until midnight?
Tickled Pink says:
Nah. It's just the normal 5 to 8. But you don't honestly expect me to come after curfew, do you?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You're a grown woman. You have no curfew.
Tickled Pink says:
You know what I meant. AGH, Sasuke! You still have my bracelet!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Tomorrow is my birthday. Is your bracelet all you're really concerned about? -_-
Tickled Pink says:
It's a speh-shul bracelet.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You're done at eight. You have no curfew. It's done. You're coming.
Tickled Pink says:
Don't order me around!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Go ask Dobe or Kakashi to pick you up.
Tickled Pink says:
First you demand I come to your party and now you order people around? Being a man's getting to your head real quick, Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Dobe won't mind.
Tickled Pink says:
I can't believe you!
I'll sic my-
...
Wait a sec. My mom's in the room.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Your mom has a normal hair colour.
Tickled Pink says:
Purple hair isn't normal, Sasuke-kun. My mom thinks you're my boyfriend.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
I'm your uncle.
Tickled Pink says:
You're my uncle.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Yes, yes I am.
Tickled Pink says:
Technically speaking, since we're linked mostly by Adam and Eve and nothing more, doesn't that make us not related? You're like… my disappeared uncle.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Your uncle is my cousin's husband.
How are we not related?
Tickled Pink says:
Are you still considered my uncle when my parents aren't together anymore?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Yes.
Tickled Pink says:
So I'm an Uchiha! Sasuke-kun! :D
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Idiot.
Tickled Pink says:
Yes, you are.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Look who's typing.
Tickled Pink says:
OH, IM A FREAKIN' GENIUS!
BOOYA, IM A GENIUS!
You're just a dummy.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Don't change the subject.
Tickled Pink says:
Why, whatever do you mean? :D
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You're coming to the party. End of story.
Tickled Pink says:
You probably couldn't catch up to my superior intellect- that's why you're confused. We were talking about your stupidity, remember?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Sakura...
Tickled Pink says:
I can't go.
I'll be all stinky and bloody.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You're not on your period.
Tickled Pink says:
You're on your man period. That's why you're so suddenly clingy.
I was talking about my after-training stench.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Uchiha's aren't clingy.
Tickled Pink says:
But some are stupid. ;P
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You're going.
Tickled Pink says:
Says you.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Exactly. Look. Do you want to be dragged here or not?
Tickled Pink says:
… maaaaaaaaaaybe.
Is this your sick way of saying you miss me? :3
DAWW!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Don't make assumptions.
Tickled Pink says:
I'm not making assumptions, I'm making statements. I hath super telekenisis, so I know you miss me. You didn't even deny it.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
I haven't seen you in two weeks.
Tickled Pink says:
You see me every morning. :D I know you still keep our team photo by your dresser.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Why do I feel stalked?
Tickled Pink says:
Because you are.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Sakura, you're coming here.
Tickled Pink says:
I are not.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Yes, you is.
Tickled Pink says:
Nu-uh.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Yes.
Tickled Pink says:
Nope.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Then you're never going to get your bracelet back.
Tickled Pink says:
BUT I FEEL NEKKID WITHOUT IT!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Too bad.
Tickled Pink says:
I'mma hafta risk nekkidness?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Yes. :)
Tickled Pink says:
You're enjoying this! Pervert!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You said it.
Tickled Pink says:
You made me say it.
Why can't you be more like Itachi? He's moderately normal, gentle, non-perverted.
In this situation, he'll do the right thing and return my bracelet. Like the prince did in Cinderella.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
I am neither normal nor gentle.
Tickled Pink says:
You're a hobo?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Why are we friends again?
Tickled Pink says:
You're gentle. :D and pretty too!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
I am not my brother.
Tickled Pink says:
Of course not. He's like a tiger. A dying breed. He's special. You're just everyday undergrowth.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You make the worst metaphors.
Tickled Pink says:
Well, SORR-EEEE!
I wasn't aware I had to please you.
What, then?
Spiderman and Mary Jane as a metaphor?
Superman and Lois lane?
BONO AND CHER?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Super man left Lois lane with an alien son who can get super powers when he's mad. -.-
Tickled Pink says:
He returns safety to mankind!
HE RETURNS SOMETHING.
He rescued her lot of times, and saved her from evil!
So rescue me and return my bracelet.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
No.
Tickled Pink says:
Why?
You don't even like my bracelet.
You called it anal beads.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
It's mine now.
I'll katon it.
Tickled Pink says:
NO.
please no.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Mine to do as I please.
Tickled Pink says:
Oh yeah?
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You want it.
Come and get it.
Tickled Pink says:
You stupid boy!
I thought you loved me!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
It's the other way around. Remember?
Tickled Pink says:
I do not love you.
Sasuke Uchiha says:
Prove it.
Tickled Pink says:
I don't like boys who have a thing for their older, hotter brothers. Especially if I have the hots for said older brother.
Ouch, buuuuuuuuurn, Sasuke-kun! I WIN!
Sasuke Uchiha says:
You're going to regret saying that.
Tickled Pink says:
Am I? :P
Sasuke Uchiha says:
We'll see.
Sasuke Uchiha has signed off.
A/N: And then he appeared in her bedroom with a manic smirk on his face. He stalked towards her and pulled her to him roughly, lowering his head to steal her breath away.
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