Well hello there! Long time no see!
Saying I'm embarrassed would be an understatement. I seriously haven't been here for about two or three years. WTF. And when I'm returning I'm not even writing about the same stuff! I suck. Anyways, I was having this South Park marathon (alone, lol) where I watched through all the seasons, and the fact that there's mostly boys in this cartoon is a bit too intimidating. I mean Stan and Kyle? Come on, it's not possible they don't have a thing for each other! And the same thing goes for Craig and Clyde! Or maybe it's just because I love Craig's character. Lol. if you're still reading this, I salute you for actually listening to my bullshit. I don't really know what to say. I had a super long break. I'm back. Writing South Park. CraigxClyde. This was actually going to be a one-shot, but that would be way too long so I split it into chapters. I don't know how many there will be, but oh well. If you have any questions, please review! :D
ENJOY!
It was a rather cold winter day in South Park, like any other.
Kids were playing on the slopes, people passing each other on the streets, and snowflakes were dancing from the skies.
The winter break had just arrived, and people who had moved away were returning to visit their families. Although some were returning home,
others were packing up…
Outside the Tucker family's house a huge container with all kinds of rubbish was resting.
Craig's parents had recently gotten new jobs, and were preparing to move. Craig was in his room, laying on the bed, thinking and staring into the roof. He jumped when his mother suddenly knocked on his door.
After a few seconds, she slowly opened the door and stuck her head through a tiny gap.
"Craig honey, do you have any more old belongings from your room you don't need and want to throw away?"
Craig took a few seconds to answer in his blank voice.
"No."
His mother smiled and stepped into the room. She went to sit on the bed next to him.
She took a deep breath and ran her hand through her son's dark locks, looking at the same point in the roof as him.
"I know it's hard to believe, but I'm certain you'll like your new home. " She turned her head to look at him.
"Grandma will be living in our house. We'll return almost every holiday, so you don't have to worry about not seeing your friends."
Craig stood up and sat next to his mother for a few seconds. She gave him a puzzled look.
He went from the bed to his dresser. He searched for a bit before turning to his mom again.
"Where's my hat?"
"Oh, I don't know honey. Maybe you left it down in the hall?"
Craig sighed. He was on his way out of his room before he heard the voice of his mother behind him.
"Where are you going?" He stopped. He answered without turning around to face her.
"To the basketball court." He kept on walking but was stopped again when his mother asked another question
"The basketball court? But it's the middle of the winter. You won't be able to play any basket when-"
Craig was getting tired of his mother's questions.
"My friends are there, and we're just going to hang out! We hang around the bus stop a lot too, but it doesn't mean we're always waiting for the bus!
Jesus, mom."
Craig made his way down to the hall, his mom following behind him.
Craig spotted his hat hanging on a coat hook. He put it on and opened the door, but was interrupted yet again by his mother.
"Craig…"She started. This time Craig turned around to look at her, only to show how annoyed he really was.
"What, mom!?" His mother took a step back and leaned against the wall.
"Please have fun." Her tone gave away the fact that she was worried.
"We'll be staying in South Park for this week. But next Friday, we'll be starting our drive to our new home…" She stepped a bit closer.
"So please enjoy yourself the time we have left." Craig looked at her for a few moments without answering. He wanted to say something, but didn't know what. He instead gave her a weak smile and went out the door.
On his way to the basketball court, Craig passed Kenny's house. Kenny was on his way out the door when he spotted Craig.
Craig stopped and looked at Kenny before he gave him a friendly nod. Kenny made his way to Craig, blissful and smiling.
"Hey Craig!" He said.
"Sup" Craig answered.
"Dude I heard Bebe was throwing a party this Tuesday!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, dude! It's gonna be awesome!"
"Sure"
Craig maintained his emotionless tone, which provoked Kenny a little. He looked at Craig and tried to gain eye contact, but failed.
"Dude, aren't you going?"
"I don't know."
Kenny kept staring at him with an excited, yet puzzled look, which made Craig a bit uncomfortable.
"Probably not" he finished.
"Aw, dude come on! Everyone's going! It's like a little get-together before school starts!"
"Right" Craig answered, still uninterested. Kenny sighed and lowered his shoulders.
He put his hands into his pockets and looked away.
"Fine. Suit yourself…" He slowly turned his head to Craig again.
"I heard there was going to be a lot of hot chicks there, though. But I guess you're not interested.
Unless you want to be all faggy and sit home and watch Red Racer."
Craig did nothing but send Kenny a disgusted look.
He was about to push him in the shoulder, but before he could get that far, they were both greeted by Stan and Kyle as they arrived at the basketball court.
The court wasn't packed with people, but there were a fair amount of them just hanging out and talking and watching while others actually played some basketball. Kyle and Stan were the first to meet Kenny and Craig as they walked towards the entrance, which was also the exit.
"Hey dudes!" Kyle said friendly while walking towards them. Craig attempted to smile, but was overrun by Kenny.
"Hey guys." He started. "We have to gather up! I have some seriously juicy stuff to tell you!" Stan lifted one eyebrow in confusion. Kenny was speaking quite loud, so some of the people who weren't playing basketball heard him and carefully gathered around.
Craig kept a distance from the small crowd that was slowly forming around Kenny, Stan and Kyle. He walked off towards Token, who gave him a friendly smile when he sat down beside him next to the fence that was keeping them from the court.
"Hey man." Token greeted.
"Hey" Craig replied.
"So how's the winter break treating you? You having a good time these last days?"Craig avoided eye contact with Token as well. Instead he let his eyes wander towards the basketball court, where Clyde and a few others were playing some basketball.
"Sure" He answered, his voice low.
"I think Clyde's practicing for his opening game." Token started, aware of Craig's bored attitude.
Craig turned his attention to Token.
"Opening game?" He almost sounded interested.
"Yeah!" Token said, sounding a bit optimistic. "The local basketball team is starting off their season by meeting Denver this Wednesday. It's gonna be awesome!" Craig's eyes stayed focused on Token for a short while, before he turned his attention back to the court.
A short moment passed.
"So… Wednesday, huh?" Craig still didn't look at Token.
Token almost didn't notice Craig saying anything, as they were both focusing on the game that was going on on the court.
"What? Oh yeah, Wednesday... Are you already planning on doing something that day?"
Craig leaned back and actually spared a glance at him.
"No. But you probably are."
"What?" Token shifted his attention to Craig.
"Bebe's party."
"Oh... Right. But I think that's a girls-only party."
"Really? Kenny told me everyone was going."
"Yeah, I think that's the big 'juicy stuff' he was talking about earlier. I guess Bebe kind of relied on the wrong people about the party she's having being a secret. And girls-only. And now everyone's going." Craig's eyes shifted back at the court.
"I see." He said, sounding somewhat puzzled.
"But then everyone's going to be hung-over on Wednesday, and won't be able to see Clyde's game, will they?"
Token gave out a small chuckle.
"You're actually going?"
Craig shrugged.
Some shouts were heard from the court. Somebody blew the whistle, and people were starting to walk off.
Clyde, not noticing Craig's arrival almost rushed to the grandstand where he and Token was sitting.
"Hey guys!" Clyde sounded almost ridiculously excited when he met them.
"Hey, Clyde. Nice work out there." Token complimented.
"Thanks." Clyde said, feeling a bit proud
"There's no doubt Denver's gonna get their asses kicked this Wednesday!"
"Yeah." Craig said. Too bad no one's gonna be there cheering for you."
Clyde lifted his eyebrow in confusion. Token looked at Craig with a slightly annoyed look.
Craig looked at both of them like they were stupid.
"Bebe's party." He said in an obvious tone.
"According to Token, everyone's gonna be at home, puking or having a headache."
Token gave Craig a light push in the shoulder.
"I never said that. You did, actually. I was just saying there's probably lot of people who might be going to the party. You were the one who was worried no one was going to show up to watch the game."
Craig sent Token an irritated look. "I never said I was worried, fucktard."
Clyde smiled. "Well, don't you think it's possible to go to the party without getting shit-faced?"
Token glanced over at the other side of the field, where there had formed almost a crowd of boys around Kenny, Stan and Kyle, where some of them seemed to be shouting.
"No"
Clyde shrugged. "Well, I think I might be going. But I'm not going to drink anything."
Token laughed at that statement. He got up and turned to Craig.
"Suit yourself." He said as he passed him and started to walk towards the other boys.
Clyde sat down next to Craig. He tried to move a bit closer, but Craig noticed this, and moved farther away from him.
Clyde looked at him with an expression that demanded an answer. Craig looked at him and sighed.
"You smell, Donovan. Don't even try to get close." Clyde lifted his arm and sniffed gently.
"Yuck!" He said and made a face. Craig looked at him with a highly un-amused look.
"I need a shower." Clyde suggested.
"No shit"
"Wanna come back to my house? I just got Battlefield."
"And be choked to death by your horrible stench? No thanks" Craig almost turned away from Clyde, in order to keep his smell at a controllable level.
"I'll get in the shower as soon as we get home! Besides, my parents and sister are out of town for the winter break. The only one watching the house right now is Rex. Come on"
Craig gradually turned his head to Clyde.
"Do you have anything else than Battlefield? I'm not in the mood for FPS games right now."
Clyde smiled and tried to catch Craig's glance.
"Of course! I've got Mario Party, Guitar Hero, some fighting games…-"
Craig got up from the seating and started walking towards the exit.
"Just shut up and let's leave already." Clyde optimistically got up too, and went to get his backpack.
When they went towards the exit, the passed the small crowd of boys that formed a while ago. Cartman emerged from the crowd and stopped them.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"Home" Craig replied.
"Why?" Cartman asked, nosy.
"Why do you care? We're tired, so move it"
"Will you be coming to Bebe's?"
"I'll-" Clyde started, but was interrupted by Craig.
"We don't know. Now get out of the way, fatass."
Cartman narrowed his eyes at Craig.
"Well if you do decide to renounce from your usual ass-fucking business, you should be there around 1 AM. That's when we're going. Don't be faggy enough and show up after everyone else has come."
"Sure." Craig said, now actually attempting to move Cartman physically by pushing him. Cartman moved and let the two boys wander off for a short moment before yelling after them.
"Hey guys! Remember to wear a condom! Chlamydia is hell of a disease!" He turned to Stan the other boys while shaking his head.
"God damn, you guys. I swear those two are almost more gay than you and Kahl…"
"Shut up, fatass." Kyle hissed.
Lol wtf is this. Playing basketball in the winter? xD I have no idea what I'm doing. If you're wondering about their age, I'm not really sure. I guess it would be somewhere around eighteen. They're in high school. I think. omglol wth am i doing.
Please help me sorting this shit out by reviewing D: