"Damnitt, my vision really sucks!" Inuyasha moaned. "It'll take one week for your demonic powers to heal it." Kagome stated. "How the hell am I supposed to fight if I can't s…?" (Bang) He cursed as he hit a nearby tree. "Thank god last night was the beginning of the lunar month. Or you would be in deep dog shit!" said Shippo but was soon afterwards hit by Miroku's staff. "Stop it, Shippo. Don't take Buddha's name in vain. It's one of the 10 commandments." Miroku said as he acted like a houshi instead of a hentai for once.
"I don't remember stepping into dog shit!" Inuyasha said idiotically. "I've got an idea!" Kagome bellowed. "Since we don't have a lead to follow I'll take Inuyasha to my time and fix his eye problem. Use this if you need us." she added as she passed Miroku a walky talky.
"When you need us just push the red button on the side and speak into the holes and when you are done let go of the red button. You'll always get an answer and we'll be back." she instructed. They tested them and Inuyasha and Kagome left. Kagome bought Inuyasha some contacts that last a week per each pair and he didn't have to take them off. "What the hell are these?" he retorted as he saw them for the first time ever. "Put them on you'll be able to see." she screamed while trying to get Inuyasha or wear them.
"Oww, God Damn it, these fucking things hurt." he howled. (Blink, blink, blink,) "Are they comfy?" She wondered. "No, they hurt!" He knew she was right but didn't want to admit that these "Contects" are comfy. As they exited the contacts and glasses store the walky talky started to beep. (Click) "Kagome-sama (static) Naraku's attacking." The walky talky stuttered. "We're coming.'' When they got there they found a mumbling piece if crap that was Naraku's new henchman.
They tested "It" only to find it can't attack. "No wonder Naraku dumped out this thing." Shippo snickered. One sweep of the Wind Scar and it was destroyed. Later after the battle Miroku noticed that Inuyasha's eyes had a circle around his pupil. "What are those circles in your eyes? Can you see?" Miroku wondered. "Yeah, Kagome gave me these things called "Contects". (Gesturing Inuyasha tells Miroku to come close because he has to tell him sometime in his ear) "They're actually pretty comfy." he whispered. One week later Inuyasha got the contacts taken out.
One week after Inuyasha Gets his contacts out
(Miroku in the corner of a hut poking himself in the eyes) Each time he pokes himself he curses and thinks, "If I keep poking myself I'll get those "Contects"." "Miroku no matter if you keep poking yourself you aren't getting contacts!" bellowed Kagome who suddenly appeared behind him.
Author's notes: Remember the confusing thing I said at the top. I didn't have internet at my mom's house so I wrote other stories and forgot I had a whole book full of written fanfics. I KNOW IT WAS CHEESEY. Here are the Japanese translation by the way. Ja ne!
Gomen is I'm sorry.
Houshi is monk or priest.
Hentai is pervert. (For further information check out Bashing, Smashing, and Trashing, Hentais, Bakas and Pervs.)
Ja ne is see you later.