Crack!fic written at 12:00 A.M.
"HERRO" said . "Why are you talking so funny ?" said Italia, unaware of his somewhat racist comment. "I am talking funny because I am , there is no other explanation. My answer is no." Italia burst into tears of anguishy-sorrow because had rejected his marriage proposal because it wasn't legal, and after five minutes of uninterrupted crying began to sing Ave Maria beautifully. It was beautiful. SO beautiful in fact, that Deutschland appeared from Xemnas' vagina and gave Italia a huge hickey. "What was that for?" Inquired the I-talian. "I don't know, I'm a robot" replied D3-utschland. They then hosted an orgy that was the stuff of legends for generations to come.