Disclaimer: I do not own the Characters of H.P! Please excuse any misspellings or bad grammar that I might have thank you.

After deleted it, now I have it up running again for you guys!

(A/N: This story wasn't meant to be prigianl. There's a lot going on at the same time so please think of this story as a movie…and before I forget our main character will speaking to you a lot!)


Chapter 1: The Break up season

In an office that feels very homely with decorations of beautiful daisies and pictures, is a woman with straight long brown shimmering hair, brown eyes, thin but not too fat just the average size 4 woman, dressed in a fashionably yellow business suit with a smile that can brighten everyone's day.

(Over the phone) "Don't worry…No way I don't believe him! He's a dog you should kick him to the curb! Oh don't cry Luna, I'll be over there as soon as I can." Hanging up the phone, then sorting out desk speaking to her self. "Men… All dogs, give them your heart and they still screw you over."

Looking over her desk to speak to you she says. "Hello sorry I'm pissed off now, but my friend is having some man trouble."

Before she begins to speak to you again a masculine yet feminine voice interrupts. "Miss Granger, Ginny Weasely is on line two."

"Tell her I'm in a meeting, but I'll meet her in about an hour"

Turning her attention back to you. "Ginny another one of my girlfriends. Man trouble too. Hmm… seems like every woman I know is having man trouble." Getting up from her seat she begins walking towards her office window with her undivided attention towards you. "Have you noticed that around late spring early summer men start to act up? They do you know… They don't act up in the winter because they want that indoor activity. But as soon as the season breaks they show their Asses."

She begins to walk away from the window to her glass top desk. "It's true. It happens every year around spring the break up season." She reaches for a pitcher and a glass and begins to fill up a glass of water. "The time when women wear their miniskirts and skimpy clothes… causing men to lose there damn minds." She begins pacing around her office a little. "Spring, the time of year I have to council my girlfriends on how to keep their no good boyfriends in check!"

She begins to walk around her chair and pick up her coat. Staring at her self in the mirror.

"It's amazing what a little warm weather can do."

Calling her secretary. "Jason, clear my schedule I'm going to be out for the rest of the day."

Walking out of her office she starts towards Jason's (her secretary a very handsome man in his early twenties, who's unfortunately swinging the other way guess you can say waste of a man) cubicle and receives flowers. In his feminine, yet masculine voice he starts.

" Hello yellow."

"Any emergencies please call me on my cell."

"Always do."

She begins to walk with a touch of rush towards the elevator, while a man from the mailroom begins to check her out.

"Men are so predictable." Placing a half smile on her face.

Once entering the elevator a coworker speaks. "Good morning Miss Granger."

"Good morning to you too." She responded while pressing the elevator button.

He begins to check her chunk in the trunk (A/N: her butt). She starts walking to her stylish sliver convertible Audi T.T with her attention back you "What is it with men and big booties?"

Starting the car and putting the roof down she begins to drive home.


A/N: Ok for those of you who do not like the story because of grammatical errors don't bother reviewing or reporting the story to just because you want to ruin eveyone else's enjoyment. I would extremely appreciate that. If you like the story Review until your hearts content.