Tips and tricks to survive the Avengers:
1)Never, ever use Loki's horned helmet as the paper foot ball goal.
It is very apparent he doesn't appreciate it.
Also don't use elastic bands, paper air planes, basically anything that you can grab and throw, propel, and tampons too... I am guilty as charged.
You might jus find yourself the next victim of his trick.
2) When watching "The Pursuit of happiness" with Steve, you can't scream when Jaden Smith drops the Captain America action figure,
"Steve you need to get him! He needs you!"
It will freak him out. I swear I saw him in the medical bay the next day.
3) It would be a wise decision on every S.H.E.I.L.D agent's part not to question Natasha's background.
"I have never seen a Russian with red hair, maybe you are part Irish?"
"I am not Columbian, but I know how to give a Columbian necktie."
No one ever spoke about her background from that day forth.
4) It is ill advised to call Clint "Legosa"
Well it is not my fault that he is an archer, that happens to be male.
" Maddie?"
"Yes, Legosa?"
I nearly dodged that bullet... I mean arrow.
5) Don't talk about how Nick Fury looks like a pirate.
Somehow he will know! Well I mean he does have an eyepatch, and technically the Helicarier is a boat/plane. So I feel my reasoning is totally justified.
"Agent VanStone"
"Yes sir."
"I think a captain should be in there somewhere."
6) For any S.H.E.I.L.D agent (like myself) you cannot take pictures of Bruce hulking out.
He will find out who you are, and you can forget about the stern talking to.
I learned the hard way,
"Loki you jerk, you told Bruce." *Limping into the room
"May I remind you of the horn incident. And beside mortal it is fun to watch other people get beat up by that creature."
Scumbag Loki
7) Don't steal Thor's helmet.
I went around the base singing ride the lightning with Tony.
8) Don't bring your boy/girl friend to meet the Avengers.
I brought my ex... Lets just say he was a keeper for surviving two hour of interrogation.
But then Loki had to come and turn him into a mouse.
I didn't even know Loki could do that,
why was Loki even there?
Dam you Loki
9) Poptarts and Thor go together like PB&J, you don't see one without the other.
So don't hide Thor's Poptarts!
You will be sorry.
10) speaking of hiding, if you really want to get Tony good hid his Stark phone charger.
He can't live without his phone,
Oh wait he has ten phones -_-
11) it is very impolite to talk about Loki giving birth to a horse.
"How can he get laid, but I can't?!"
He gave me a very suggestive look.
Well people I am done for the day, read and review. And give me some suggestions.