One crazy thanksgiving
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I was thanksgiving day to most people that would mean a peaceful time with the family and getting along with everyone and having a peaceful time but at the akatsuki base that is not the case.
"It has been two hours since Kakuzu and Hidan 1eft to get the pumpkins what is taking them so long?!" screamed an annoyed Konan who was in charge of making the pumpkin pies. She sent the two "zombie brothers" as Kisame calls them to the market to get the pumpkins but that was hours ago.
"You know Kakuzu he probably got into an argument with the cashier on how much they're charging for a pumpkin" said Kisame who was in charge of making the pasta salad.
"That old stingy rag doll of a bastard he better hurry up and get back because our guest will be arriving any minuet now" Konan said as she was getting more irritated by the minuet. "AHH! What is taking them so long?"
As soon as she said that the front door to the akatsuki base was swung open and in can Kakuzu and Hidan carrying the pumpkins they had to pick up. Hidan looked liked he was swear out a storm.
"It's about time what took you so long?" Konan asked as they entered the kitchen.
"Don't look at me it's this bastard's fault he got mad just because they charged an extra fucking dollar!" screamed the silvered haired jashinist Hidan.
"They do this every year! every time a holiday comes around they have to raise up the prices of food more than what it really costs!" screamed the greedy money hungry Kakuzu. "I am sick and tired of it that's why I decided to take a stand against it."
He said as if he was proud.
"That's why you killed all the employees working there?" Hidan questioned
"You weren't complaining when you killed all of those shoppers" Kakuzu stated in a matter- of- fact manner.
"Shut the fuck up it's your fault that we were late getting back anyway!" Hidan screamed at his partner.
"Look I don't care just give me the pumpkins so I can get started on these pies" Konan said to the two who just moments away from killing each other. They handed her the pumpkins and Kakuzu left mumbling something about the loss of his money.
"Why the fuck are we even doing this anyway?" Hidan asked standing in the doorway.
"Well because it's thanksgiving and we do it every year" answered Kisame
"No not that I mean why the hell are we playing host to a bunch of people?" Hidan stated
"Well because it's thanksgiving I thought that it would be a good idea to share it with other people that's why I invited them to come and spend it with us." answered Gb who entered the kitchen holding the center piece for the table.
(A/N: the author's names will be shortened in the story)
"I still can't believe that you invited a bunch of good for nothing free loaders! What do we look like a charity do you know how much all of this cost us?!" yelled Kakuzu from another room.
"Will you stop complaining and shut the hell up you old miser!" Gb screamed back at said miser. "Where's Deidara ? He's supposed to be in charge of the turkey and he's not here" he asked looking for the pyromaniac artist.
*Deidara's room*
Deidara was in his room getting himself ready for the thanksgiving dinner and the special guest that he invited "She's coming here to the base I have to make sure that everything is perfect, un." He had cleaned his room showered two times and were deciding on what to wear also he made sure that he made everything in his room *Tobi proof* He stood in front of a mirror going through different outfits "maybe this one or this one I can't decide un!" sigh "calm down Deidara calm down just relax and remember to keep your cool and everything will be ok, yeah" he said claming himself down.
"SENPAI!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR THE THANKSGIVNG DINNER AND OUR GUESTS THAT'S COMING!!?" screamed the hyperactive masked man named Tobi "oooohhhhh senpai Tobi didn't know that you like her" Tobi said as he was looking at the pictures and sculptures made out clay in deidara's room.
"How did you get in here, un?" Deidara asked annoyed that Tobi was in his room without his permission again.
"Is that a new colon you're wearing senpai?" Tobi ignored the question
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT NOW YOU MORONIC IDIOT!!, yeah" Yelled the angry blonde
"Tobi thinks that senpai is to hot tempered and should be more cool and calm if he wants her to like him and may be talk a little less because Tobi thanks that senpai talks a lot hee hee" giggled the good boy.
It was silent for few seconds before the others heard a huge explosion coming from out of Deidara's room and seeing Tobi flying through the sky it didn't take long for them to figure out that Tobi was annoying again.
GB walked into Deidara's room he saw the huge hole in the wall and simply shrugged it off. "Deidara did you remember to put the Turkey in the oven?"
"I already took of the turkey it'll be ready in a few more hours, un"
"Good to here. Say is that some new colon you're wearing Deidara?"
"No, un"
"ok… well I'm going to check on Itachi now"
Gb then leaves Deidara's room to check up on Itachi it was his job to go and pick up the pecan pies. He found Itachi outside training for his fight with a certain warrior of darkness along with chained up Sasuke glaring at him wishing he could break free to kill his big brother.
"If I could just get one hand free I'll KILL YOU!!!" Screamed his little brother Sasuke
"I hope that I'm not interrupting this brotherly moment but Itachi could you and Sasuke go and pick up the Pecan pies?" Gb asked the two Uchiha brothers.
" Could you tell me why I'm here and why the hell am I tied up?!" Sasuke growled through his chains.
"Simple because thanksgiving is a time when family comes together and give thanks for the things they have and since you and Itachi are family and should spend it together, and as for the chains we both know that if I let you go you're just going to try and kill Itachi." Gb answered.
Sasuke just simply growled through gritted teeth while he was trying to free himself.
"Anyway could you guys go and get the pies?" Gb asked again
"Hn, fine let's go Sasuke" Itachi said while he was dragging a pissed off with him to get the pies.
"Looks like everything is going ok I should be getting ready for the gusts. So is the dining room ready to go?" he asked looking at the ground and out of the ground came a man that resembled a giant Venus fly trap that had a face that was white on one side and black on the other.
"everything is all set" said Zetsu's white half
"Yeah so when the hell do we get to eat" said Zetsu's black half
"Soon when everything is ready and when our guests get here" Gb informed him or them or whatever.
"By the way the two kids from that 'share a thanksgiving with parentless children foundation' should be here in while" reported his white half
"Good to here Zetsu" Gb told the plant man who then disappeared back into the ground. "I guess I should be getting ready myself" with that he headed back into the base
Next Chapter the gusts will start to arrive as for the mysterious girl that Deidara likes you'll have read and find out. Remember read and review and I'll try and have it on here as soon as possible.