Thank you for your curiosity of viewing how Tezuka deals with the toilet!! XDD

Thank you. Thank you.

One day Tezuka was in school. And he is in school. So he is in school. Therefore! ...he is in school. In what school? In... Hyoutei. Not. He was not in Hyoutei. Because he was not in Hyoutei. So he was not in Hyoutei. Therefore he's not in Hyoutei. So! What school is he in? Seigaku.

And he was in maths class. Studying geometry. (The authoresses: Geometry ish easy!! ... but stupid.)

And the teacher asked Tezuka a question.

But! Tezuka didn't answer.

Why didn't he answer?

Because

He

Did

Not

Feel

Like

.

Fullstop

.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION?!" the teacher roared. RAWR!

"..."

"MY OFFICE. NOW!"

So!

Tezuka

is

in

his

teacher's

office

NOW!

... And the rest of the class got a free class. How lucky! BUT! Tezuka wasn't lucky! Why? Ahh... you shall see...

-In the teacher's office-

"Ahem! So! Mister Tezuka! Why did you not answer my question?" The teacher demanded.

"..."

"AHN?!"

"...your question was stupid."

Upon hearing that, the teacher's face grew red with rage, "AHHH! HOW DARE YOU?!"

"DARE! RARE! RAWR! ROAR! ROAST! ROAST MEAT! ...I'm hungry." The INNER Tezuka shouted. BUT! The OUTER cannot do this, because it won't be Tezuka-ish! ...where have we heard this before? Ahh... wasn't our dear Sanada-fukubuchou like this too? Oh dear.

But... the OUTER Tezuka ALSO cannot control the INNER Tezuka... So... what came out was...

"Hungry."

BUT! Exceptions occur. What the teacher heard was 'Hungary'. "Oh!" he exclaimed. "You prefer geology over geometry?! How could you?!"

"..."

"You should go clean the bathroom!"

Tezuka twitched. But he couldn't because twitching won't be Tezuka-ish. So he just said, "...I'm sorry?"

"Yes!" The teacher slammed his fist on the table. "You should be sorry! You're the sorriest thing I've ever seen!!"

"..."

"Go clean the toilets! NOW!"

"..."

And thus...

Our beloved buchou of Seigaku's boys' tennis team... went to clean the toilets... how unsightly...

Tezuka found himself standing in front of a door... with a mop, a sponge, a bucket of water, a bottle of detergent... and... a... pen in his hands. Oh... how dreadful that door seemed...

...to be continued...

Initially intended to be an oneshot... but... somehow turned into a twoshot instead... ''XDD

Please stay tuned!!