Max: This came about because I was eating some Turtle Sundae ice cream yesterday and my mum took it from me and ate out all the turtles then threw out the ice cream. I'm not really one for chocolate or ice cream but... THOSE POOR LITTLE TURTLES!! (Cries) Well, Please review lovies! (Hugs)

Warning: Chocolate Turtle abuse, Slash, EVILNESS!!

Disclaimer: I don't own YGO or ice cream. Sorry.

Word Count: 327 (I think...)

NO TURTLES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DRABBLE

Caramel Filled Turtles

Joey's eyes widened comically, "Seto! What are you doing?! You killed the turtles!"

Seto looked up from his small container of ice cream, confusion evident on his face, "What are you talking about Puppy? What turtles?"

"T-those turtles!" Joey screamed, pointing accusingly at the container held lightly in Seto's hand, a small 'crunch' floating through the air as Seto took another bite, "Stop that! I can hear you killing them! Your so cruel Seto!"

A small smirk appeared on Seto's face, his eyes lighting up with mischievousness as he pulled a little caramel filled chocolate turtle out of the ice cream with his long graceful fingers, "You mean like this?" The little turtle disappeared in Seto's mouth and another small 'crunch' echoed through the room.

"Wah! Stop it! That's so mean!" Joey cried, running from the room. He headed up towards his room, flopping down on his bed, "Seto is so mean!"

Downstairs, an evil smirk graced Seto's thin luscious lips, "That gives me an idea." he whispered a few minutes later before heading upstairs to their shared room, kissing his sleeping puppy lightly on the lips.

The next morning, Joey headed down the stairs towards the dinning room to obtain his breakfast. He spotted a small note on the table that read:

Puppy,

I decided to write this little poem for you. Have fun reading it.

Joey smiled happily before continuing to the poem.

Little chocolate turtles swimming aimlessly

A lake of creamy vanilla all around

Little mounds of pecans floating all about

Up and up they swim, until they land upon a spoon

Soaring through the sky, up and up they go

A dark and evil cavern, with ivory spikes all around

Crunch, crunch, crunch

Uh oh, you killed them

Bye bye little turtles, bye bye

A loud scream of horror could be heard through out the large mansion, Seto grinning at himself in the bathroom mirror as he readied himself for work.

Max:

I hope you liked it lovies! Please review! :)

Lovies,

Mr. Max