FAIL

This is a collection of screw ups that could have taken place during Mai-HiME and Mai-Otome episodes. If there's one FAIL that you wish to see, tell me what episode it is in a review and I'll get workin' on it!

Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Mai-HiME or Mai-Otome.

Mai-HiME

Episode 1

Natsuki Kuga, Mai Tokiha.

Today was turning out to be quite the hectic one for Mai Tokiha. One minute, she was sitting peacefully next to her little brother waiting to arrive at Fuuka, the next; she saw the red star and everything fell together after that.

She could easily blame it all on Yuichi Tate and Shiho Munakata, but that wouldn't be fair.

It was fate, destiny, divine will, karma, bullshit luck, whatever you wished to call it.

But right now, she had never felt more scared for her life than at that moment.

Earlier ago she recalled seeing the dazzling blunette somehow summon a mechanical wolf up from icicles that appeared at her will, but never this up close.

The second she heard its howl pierce the night sky she felt her body stiffen and her blood run cold. A real wolf was indeed something to fear, but this manmade creature was deadly in its own way. She had seen it fire bullets from its shoulder pads at the young girl against her chest.

That in itself brought up several questions.

Why was this strange leather clad woman trying to kill this child?

Why does she keep running into her?

Why is she allowed to carry such a large sword?

How did she split the ferry in half?

Why isn't anyone helping?

Why is she involved in all of this?

Why her?

All of these questions seemed to flood her mind all in a second's time as the canine leapt down from the second floor.

Even though it wasn't the brightest of ideas, she still wanted to shield herself in some way, even if her arms would get scraped in the process.

A loud explosion sounded as heat covered her form.

Duran ricochet off of the invisible shield and rolled to the ground before resting.

Footsteps were heard approaching before the wolf's master shouted its name.

"Duran!"

Eyes still closed tight and whimpers coming from the redhead, she was unbeknownst to the two fireballs that continued to dance about her in a protective manner.

"Those flames…"

With a gasp, Mai opened her eyes and recoiled her hands at the sight of now three flames moving in a circular motion.

"What's this light?" She murmured in a soft voice as she tried to pry her amethyst eyes away.

"Hey!"

Right after the biker's words, the click of a gun was sounded, catching Mai's attention.

Red and blue sparks shot out of the small barrel and went flying towards the new HiME.

She shot her hands out forward to defend herself once more but-

"CUT!"

The director shouted in a panic as he looked up at Natsuki.

"Oh my god, Mai!" But she was already jumping over the small fence and running towards Mai who was literally frozen.

Her eyes were shut tight and her hair was windblown, but her entire body, including Mikoto's, was covered with a thin layer of ice.

Natsuki was frantically waving her arms about in a flurry of movement while shouting about someone getting a hairdryer.

"Baka! You were supposed to put up the shield! How could you forget?!"

"Then again…" The director spoke, causing everyone to look at him. "Why would Natsuki's character suddenly fire at Mai, unsure if she could block it or not?"

Author's Notes:

XD Hope you enjoyed it.

But really though, Natsuki should be lucky Mai could block it in the anime.