AN. Do not read this unless you like random crack fics and pointless wastes of time. This came about when my sister decided that she'd give me an idea and I ridiculed her thought that both the main characters (of both stories) should die in the end and told her it would be a waste of time… and that this would be the equivalent.
So. Crackfic of pointless time-wasting… here we go!
Harry was in Azkaban.
He was driven mad/insane/crazy by the dementors.
He also gained the Crown Clown. Don't ask how.
He destroyed Azkaban with his awesome power and it drowned.
Allen Walker's duty was to keep the world safe from other (insane) users of Crown Clown.
Allen and Harry used to be friends. Don't ask how they know each other when they're from two different universes.
Allen Walker and Harry meet each other.
They fight.
It was a spectacular fight and people watched.
Well, they watched in their safe houses.
They hit each other at the same time with their Crown Clowns.
Because they are cool like that.
They both start loosing blood at a rapid pace because they're both not fully human. Don't ask why Harry isn't fully human – I don't know.
Akuma flock the place.
Then Harry and Allen die.
The Black Order is sad.
Except for Kanda, who was annoyed and grew tick marks whenever he was around Lenalee and Lavi.
Who were big fat crybabies, in his opinion.
So the Noah weren't sad.
And they took advantage of the Black Order mourning.
Kanda is not very strong against thirteen Noahs because Allen died so there is no fourteenth Noah.
He died, too.
Well, that's irrelevant.
But anyway, they killed the Black Order.
And filled the world with akuma.
After that, they ruled.
Bahahahahaha.
The End
Please don't flame me, lol. This was purely for fun, and my sister and I cracked up reading it. xDDDD She told me not to write in random sentences but I liked it so too bad.
