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A quick one shot

Summary: Tony and Tim once again, picking on the "Probie" ~ Ziva

Title: SitRep

DiNozzo and McGee decided it was time to initiate Ziva in as a Special Agent. She was excited … she had no idea what she was in for. Gibbs, Ducky and Abbs could only sit back and smile. Abbs, never having the pleasure … watched many an agent go through this special initiation.

They took their spots in the back of Fat Bill's Bar and Grill and watched. Ziva thought it was a night out with the guys … she was sadly mistaken.

"Okay, Probie … go check out the action."

"Action? What action?"

"Oh wait one minute, Tony … she's not wired for sound."

"Abbs … McWireless is right! She needs an earwig and cuff mike."

Abby dug in her bag of tech goodies and pulled out the required gear. She wired a confused Ziva up for sound.

"Hey … what's going on here?"

"You are going to go and find us some babes."

"And don't forget me … I want a cute Goth guy … don't forget to scope one out for me."

"Yeah Zeev … the place is really hopping. It's a good night for a hot date."

"A HOT DATE!?"

"Oh yeah … you go out there and check out the hotties on the dance floor and check back in with us."

Ziva looked to Gibbs and Ducky for some kind of support.

"Don't look at us … we're here for the entertainment."

"Yes Ziva … just because you're the bait for this lot, doesn't mean they'll be able to close the deal."

"Hey Ducky, who's side are you on?"

"Yours of course, DiNozzo." Ducky said with a chuckle.

"But I'm a woman … you want a woman … no?"

"We do and we want you to go and find out where the beautiful women are."

"And the gorgeous Goth men … don't forget them."

"I don't see what this has to do with being an agent."

"It has a lot to do with being an Agent … doesn't it Timmy?"

Tony looked over at Tim for help … hoping he would be quick with a plausible answer.

Ziva put her hands on her hips, also looking at Tim, waiting for that plausible answer.

"Yes … it has a lot to do with being an agent … it's a training exercise."

"A training exercise?"

"Yup … it teaches you how to … ah … how to give a SitRep … that's right! A SitRep!"

Gibbs, Ducky and Abbs stifled their laughter.

"Excellent, McShyster! Excellent!"

"A situation report … that's what you're going with, McGee?"

"Yes Ziva … that's what I'm going with."

"Man … the things the two of you will do to get dates!"

"You have no idea," … whispered Abby to Gibbs and Ducky.

Thanks for reading ... reviews always appreciated ~ Judy