CH3RR13S 4ND BLU3B3RR13S

by pumacatrun2

Karkat begins to get jealous of Dave and starts to hate him for trying to go red with Terezi, Terezi remains oblivious to everything. -insert creative description here- Contains Karkat heart Terezi, Dave heart Terezi, and may contain Karkat spade Dave. If not you can just slip it into context.

1. Chapter 1

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Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're currently contemplating the idea of doing something that Future Karkat will very much regret.

As much as you'd love to make life harder for the idiot, it's another douche in question that you're trying to hold yourself back from commencing strife with. You and Terezi have been quadrant vacillating for some time now, but that doesn't mean that you're going to let some worthless piece of shit take over her red zone. He may not realise it, but you can see past Dave's stupid, lame, unironic shades. You know he's trying to take her from you. And now you're confronting him about it.

Your name is Dave Strider and why the fuck is Karkat coming at you with a sickle?

Even before you met Terezi on the meteor, you had been talking on Pesterchum. As weird as it may be to crush on an alien, this is all for ironic purposes. Or so you tell yourself. You're the only person who realises that Terezi's 'handicap' is a gift from the motherfucking gods. Her non-existent artistic talent is perfect, and you're hoping that you and her can work together on a SBaHJ comic sometime, if not, just to chill. You do your best to hide your emotions behind a poker face, but when you're around her you always slip up and show the faintest of smiles, sometimes accommodated by a blush. Luckily for you she can't see them, but you have this feeling that she can smell them or something because she breaks out into one herself whenever you realise that you're doing it and try to go back to being emotionless.

Now Karkat is jealous.

Your name is Terezi Pyrope and WHY TH3 H3LL 1S K4RK4T RUNN1NG TOW4RDS D4V3 W1TH 4 S1CKL3 :?

You seriously have no idea what's going on.

All you can smell is cherries and sharp iron.

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Hey, this is the first time I've bothered uploading anything I write, usually I'll re-read anything I try and then decide that the internet would be better off without it. But I have some ideas for this and I don't think it's as bad at some of the other stuff I write. Sorry for the short introduction, upcoming chapters will be longer.

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