A Supernatural school lesson:
1. It must be hard, with a bad sense of direction…being unable to find your way to a decent pick up line.
2. Don't screw with the Chevy…Dean will kill you.
3. If you shoot Casper in the face, you're a freak.
4. Dean doesn't do shorts.
5. Dean tastes good.
6. Sam wears women's underwear.
7. There are two types of trouble: "Misdemeanor" trouble and "squeal like a pig" trouble.
8. Breaking several mirrors in an antique store will land you with 600 years worth of bad luck.
9. Dean wants to look like Paris.
10. Dean is antisocial.
11. Sam is great at the puppy-dog eyes.
12. The shapeshifter picked the handsome one.
13. You don't get many chances to see your own funeral.
14. Next time Dean gets to watch the cute girls house.
15. Dude, sorority girls!
16. Dean wants to see a naked pillow fight.
17. Dean likes Sammy's ass. (He smacked it didn't he???)
18. Don't cuss at Missouri.
19. Sam is Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Haley Joel all rolled into one.
20. The scarecrow in the orchard is FUGLY!
21. Don't make friends with the demon lady.
22. You can't die in a hospital when the nurses aren't even hot.
23. People are weird.
24. Meg was buckets of crazy.
25. DEAN SPOONED SAM!
26. Super glue + Beer Bottle not touching that line with a ten foot pole.
27. Sam should marry Sarah.
28. Dean draws the line at necrophilia.
29. He full on 'Swayzed' that mother…
30. Mullets…all business up front, party in the back.
31. Dean went 12 rounds with a block of concrete and lost.
32. SAM LIKES PORN! gasp
33. It takes two to have hardcore sex.
34. There's enough silver to make her rattle like a change purse.
35. Devin Cronin doesn't sing it from the heart; he sings it from the hair.
36. Dean's scared of Ellen.
37. Moby Dick had a bong??????
38. Dean wants to eat something he doesn't have to microwave at a mini-mart.
39. 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.'
40. If Deano loves it, then it's good enough for me.
41. He only borrowed the cement truck. He'll give it back!
42. Dean likes frisky women.
43. Dean usually prefers to be forewarned before he's violated with demon tongue.
44. Ava feels AWESOME! She just stole confidential psych files.
45. Sam is an upstanding citizen.
46. Dean is bossy. And short.
47. Looks like Mr. Okie Dokie is okie dokie!
48. Take your Christmas decorations down before new year unless you want to be fillayed by a hooker from God.
49. Dean wants to get Sam some glow sticks and a Dr. Seuss hat.
50. There's no such things as unicorns???? Tear
51. Just put the placemat Spongebob side down.
52. "My daddy shot your daddy in the head…"
53. Sam's a chimney… frowns doesn't look like one to me…
54. Hell is like…hell… DUH SAM!
55. Drink purple nurples.
56. Some alien made you his bitch!
57. If your computer is frozen on Busty Asian BEEN ON YOUR COMPUTER!
58. Dean doesn't say 'feisty little wildcat,'
59. You can't let the air out of the Impala's tires; you'll bend the rims.
AND FINALLY…
60. Don't apologize to each other…you're breaking Bobby's heart!
Just got bored, decided to just screw around with things that have been said and done. Hope you enjoy!