Title: Doing that thing.

By: luvinSasuNaru

Summary: How humiliating is it to go undercover as a waitress? What if you're a guy having to do it as a girl? And what if your partner in this whole mission is someone utterly uncalled for? And maybe, what if you started to fall in love?

Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto.

Ultimate disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and this fic is purely uses the characters in Naruto for my own entertainment and no profit is being made. This applies to all subsequent chapters under this fic.

Chapter 1: The Change.

Naruto POV:

Oh why oh why did I have to do this? Seriously, couldn't this have waited until after she came back?! I mean, it's not normal for a guy to be wearing this kind of ... of ... is this even classified as clothes?!! Gward! I should have just declined when I had the chance, well, not that I was given any choice but really, who would believe that this would work anyway? Either the person had to be blind or extremely drunk to not notice that I, Uzumaki Naruto, am a GUY!! And FOR FUCKS SAKES!!! STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!!!

"Please, Toudou-san! I'm working!" I giggle in the most girliest voice I can master before swatting his grubby hands off my behind and making my way back to the counter...only to be barfing and thinking of a million and one ways of how to make the old-hag suffer for the next eight months after I get off this mission.

I'm going to kill her! I'm going to kill her! I'm going to kill her!

However, my murderous chanting gets me nowhere as the old-hag is still alive and probably laughing her ass off back at Konoha. This is the suckiest mission I have ever been in. If only Ino had been available would I not have to suffer this ridiculous situation. Right now I am in a room full of drunken retards that smell as if they have never even heard of the word soap or water in a couple of centuries. I wouldn't mind really if this was any other situation but the fact that I am in a skanky, short kimono that covers NOTHING below my butt and NOTHING above my should blades ... well, you get the picture.

Well, at least I'm not the only one in on this mission. I've been having a ball of a time when Shika-chan comes in. He he he. When this mission is over, I am so going to tease him about the little nickname I came up with. I just hope I don't get that embarrassed when he teases me about the kimono I'm wearing ... maybe on second thoughts, I might not tease him. I would sooooo die of the humiliation ... especially if that teme found out.

Anyway, who was the retarded idiot that wanted a spy that had blond hair and blue eyes?!?! That's it, I have now completed my list of who to kill:

Old-hag.

The old geezer that just grabbed my butt ... again.

The client.

Old-hag (after I've revived her with some jutsu).

... and maybe the old-hag again just for good measure.

I think that looks like a marvelous list. Now if only I can include more ... hm ... who else can I include?

"Miko-chan! I need you to serve table ten!" yelled a robust red-head as she passed by me.

"Hai!" I replied as I made my way towards table ten. Really, this mission is going to be the end of me and it's only the third day in.

"Welcome to Miura's Shed! My name is Miko and I'll be serving you tonight. What would you like tonight?" putting on a somewhat dazzling smile although not too dazzling in case this old fart would start grabbing my butt as well.

"I'll have whatever the special meal is with some warm sake." grunted an amused voice.

Oh hell no! Just NO! This cannot be happening! Sure Shikamaru told me yesterday that I'd get a change in partners but ... NO Why in all the world did it have to be him?!

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A/N: Hopefully, there's not too many mistakes in here and I'll be able to put up the next chapter soon (if study persists). Also, the next chapter will be longer.