Yay! My first Get Backers fanfic! W00t! Well, technically, it's my second, but this one is shorter so I could type it up faster…heh. Nevermind. ANYWAY! It's rated M for… 'suggestive material', if you know what I mean ;P No, I'm not really sure what I'm suggesting at some parts, so just go with it. Also, I just realized something this week…I can't write angst. I can write fluff, I can write…other stuff, but I just can't write angst. I…I don't know why…I'm such a failure…how can I be a fanfic writer that doesn't write ANGST?! It's impossible for me. So, instead, enjoy this humorous, utterly un-angsty story. And if I sounds like I'm whining it's because I am. Sorry. Just…read…review…love my non-angsty-ness… -Pennatus
Disclaimer: Yeah, if I owned Get Backers, the whole series would SUCK. Does it? No. So do I own Get Backers? No. Cheers.
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Shido had the unfortunate luck to be privy to a conversation that would scar him permanently for the rest of his natural life.
It started on a forgettable morning when Shido entered the Honky Tonk, intending to seek Hevn-san and find a job. He found her, along with Ban and Ginji (as usual), Juubei, and Kazuki, all of whom were engaged in heated conversation.
"Size does matter!" yelled Ban, obviously riled up about something. "Mine is definitely bigger than yours!"
"Maybe," said Juubei. "But how would I know that?"
"Ha!" interjected Hevn. "Who here hasn't been there?"
"H-hey!" Ban scowled, blushing slightly.
"Ban-chan!" exclaimed Ginji, popping into his chibi form and clinging to Ban's arm with a pout. "You said I was the only one!"
"Yeah, well, get over it," grumbled Ban.
"It's pretty nice," interjected Kazuki thoughtfully. "Midou's got a pretty long slide."
"Thanks, I think," said Ban.
"I've played on the swings," said Hevn. "You can swing pretty high on them."
"Ban-chan!" complained chibi Ginji, still clinging tenaciously to his arm.
"What?" said Ban. "You had fun, right?"
"I did, but…"
"It's nice and open too," included Juubei. "Plenty of room to play."
"That's true…" commented Ginji.
Shido couldn't take it anymore. "What the hell are you guys talking about?!"
All of them looked over at the Beast Master, and chorused in unison, "Ban's play area!"