THE MOST RANDOM ARGUMENTS EVER!!
A/N: I was bored, so I wrote this. Its a whole bunch of random arguments in stupid situations that could but won't happen. I wrote this for laughs only, don't like? don't read. Enjoy!
Stupid Argument number 1:
Itachi and Kisame at the hotel.
"Kisame, where's the key?" itachi reached up to slap his partner's forhead.
"Don't slap me, and i don't know where it is. You had it last." Kisame grabbed the blank-faced man's wrist and pushed up beside Itachi's face.
"Kisame... let go. Now." A glare was shot in Kisame's direction.
"Oh? Don't look at me like that, its creepy." Kisame let go anyway.
"Not half as creepy as your face," the stoic Uchiha now wore a huge "in your face" sign on top of his head.
"Not half as bad as your blank, white face. At least i'm beautiful!" Kisame stuck his nose up into the air and proceeded to walk away, only walking into a large glass window, wich later had a Kisame shaped hole in it.
"IDIOT!" Itachi yelled mockingly after the shark nin as he fell.
"OH, YOU'LL GET YYYOOOOOUUUURRRRS!" he yelled over his shoulder as he crashed to the ground. "Ouch..."
Durring all this time, the sign ontop of Itachi's forhead had slid down and now was dangling from his pony-tail.
"GIRLY MAN!" Kisame yelled from the ground.
"YOUR FACE!..." Itachi attempted to throw the sign out the window, but only succeeded in it pulling him along with it.
"AAAHHHHHH!" he yelled as he fell.
"that's gonna-" Kisame started.
SPLAT!
"...hurt." he finished, standing up and smirking down at his friend.
"Look's like its your face... in the sement," he turned and walked coolly back into the hotel, leaving poor Itachi to lay there, worried if his pony-tail was messed up.
"... oh and your pony-tail holder fell out! haha!" came kisame's voice from the broken window.
"...m-moron..." Itachi managed to mumble before checking his hair and fainting.
... And this all over a lost hotel room key, which was taped to Itachi's back the whole time, to kisame's amusement.